puppu

Ei ihme, että muutamat viestit ovat
niin mekaanisen kuuloisia...

Laajassakin levityksessäkö?

Kiitos vinkeistäsi. Täytyy myöntää, oma tekniikkani on vielä huomattavasti vaatimattomammalla tasolla.
Itse asiassa, varsinaista sääntötietokantaa ei generaattorissani ole laisinkaan. Olen tyytynyt leikataulun avulla kopiomaan sitaatteja sieltä-sun-täältä-tekniikalla. Tämän tuloksena minulla on 784 Mb-kokoinen ascii-tekstitiedosto, josta generaattori sitten poimii satunnaisluvun osoittamasta kohdasta toisen satunnaisluvun osoittaman määrän tekstiä.

Ennen tekstin lopullista valmistumista generaattori vielä hieman muokkaa tekstiä inhimillisemmän vaikutelman aikaansaamiseksi.
Suomen kielen oikeakielisyyden suhteen oli alussa suuria vaikeuksia. Onneksi sitten älysin, että eipä tuo näytä olevan ongelma kenellekään muullekaan kirjoittajalle.
Kiitos vielä, ehkä tämä tästä.

Heh, tämä muistuttaa minua lapsuudesta...
Tässä olisi minun "räpellykseni:

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/*
Potaska-generator

version: BETA
designer: CopySoft inc.

Bloodshed Dev-C++ 4.9.9.2

*/

//Includes
#include
#include
#include

//Make variables common to all functions

int s1,s2,s3,s4; // Selections
int ath,rel,fund,dec,lol,evo,cre;
int point; // Count results

//Main program
int main(void)
{
//
// "Choose your destiny"
//
printf("1. Atheist, 2. Religious\n");
printf("Type the number of your selection: ");
scanf("%d",&s1);

if(s1==1)
{
printf("\nSo you want to be an atheist?\n");
ath = true;
rel = false;
}

else if(s1==2)
{
printf("\nYou decided to be religious?\n");
ath = false;
rel = true;
}
//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s1=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// "I am the serious Sam"
//
printf("\nGood, now one more...\nAre you fundamentalistic?\n");
printf("1. Yes, 2. No: ");
scanf("%d",&s2);

//Check this too.
if(s2==1)
{
fund=true;
}

else if(s2==2)
{
fund=false;
}

//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s2=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// "Watch my attitude"
//
printf("\n\nNow... How do you want to react?\n");
printf("1. Decently, 2. Mock them harsh: ");
scanf("%d",&s3);

if(s3==1)
{
printf("\nYes, being formal is important\n");
dec = true;
lol = false;
}

else if(s3==2)
{
printf("\nYou really like people... don't you?\n");
dec = false;
lol = true;
}
//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s3=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// THE FINAL QUESTION
//
printf("\n\nWhitch one do you believe?\n");
printf("1. Evolution, 2. Creation: ");
scanf("%d",&s4);

if(s4==1)
{
printf("\nSay hello to mister Darwin...\n\n");
evo = true;
cre = false;
}

else if(s4==2)
{
printf("\nGod omnipotent reighnet...\n\n");
evo = false;
cre = true;
}
//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s4=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// The results:
//
if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 0;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 1;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 2;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 3;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 4;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 5;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 6;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 7;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==true)
{point = 8;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 9;}

if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 10;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 11;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 12;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==true)
{point = 13;}

if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 14;}

if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==true)
{point = 15;}

//
// Change points to answers
//
switch(point)
{
case 0: // Rather unespected, but religious alright...
printf("\nYou're nothing than a bastard sons of the Devil\n");
printf("Give away your falsery dreams and let our Lord light your way\n");
printf("Evolution is nothing than a lie but what can you espect from an idiot?");
break;

case 1: // These are rare ones too...
printf("In a good manner I must say that this is really rude...\n");
printf("To be truthfull, only thing I can say that you can't really\n");
printf("proof creation or God as a truth...");
break;

case 2: // Atheist that doesn't believe in evolution???
printf("I think that you should check your opinions...\n");
printf("I must admit that evolution as a theory is too unstabile, but science\n");
printf("as one is more reliable to me than a collection of old folklore...");
break;

case 3: // This is more common one...
printf("Hah, how one can be so simple and stupid???\n");
printf("Now listen, there is nothing that supports your fairytales\n");
printf("so do yourself a favor and get brains... If you knew anything\n");
printf("about evolution and science, you would easily understand\n");
printf("how wrong you're... Go home you idiots!!!");
break;

case 4: // Someone must be kidding here...
printf("Again these bloody hippies are steaming about their dreamworlds.\n");
printf("If you know what is best for you, get some education before\n");
printf("talking about anything so absurd as God...");
break;

case 5: // Hmm... If anyone really reaches this, I am amused
printf("I see no point arquing with such a lousy losers...\n");
printf("I bet I am right supposing that none of you ever gratuated.");
break;

case 6: // I have listened to one of these.
printf("I don't usually mind others business but I have to right\n");
printf("Some of your mistakes (list of things to right)...");
break;

case 7: // Again something unusual
printf("I think using something like evolution as a weapon\n");
printf("against atheism and sciences shows nothing but bad manners.\n");
printf("I ask you this, why is it so hard to you 'believers' to\n");
printf("imagine that there might be life aside your religion?");
break;

case 8: // Not a bad selection...
printf("Face it you religious hippies... You can't proof anything,\n");
printf("so if you know what is best to you, stop mocking evolution\n");
printf("and learn to life...");
break;

case 9: // First religious selection... EvoChristian.
printf("I don't understand why are your fighting so bad...\n");
printf("The bible won't deny evolution and science, but it denies\n");
printf("herecy, so please my lost brothers. Take the words of Jesus to be yours.");
break;

case 10: // Not so fundamentalistic evochristian...
printf("This has no use for commongood but I ask you, \n");
printf("cast your hatred away - God and Evolution are one... \n");
printf("Why should we arque about that? Why can't we all be friends?");
break;

case 11: // Now were talking...
printf("LOOK THIS CORRUPTION!!! IS THERE ANYTHING HOLY TO YOU ATHEISTS???\n");
printf("STOP WORSHIPPING SATAN AND GIVE YOUR SOULS TO THE HANDS OF GOD...\n");
printf("ONLY SO CAN YOU BE SAVED FROM DESTRUCTION TO COME.\n");
printf("ONLY AN IDIOT CAN BELIEVE IN LIES LIKE EVOLUTION!!!");
break;

case 12: // There is so little of these :-(
printf("I can understand, how you can rely on evolution...\n");
printf("I ask you to stop your malace and listen to holy words of our Lord...\n");
printf("He will definetly save you even you suspect His glory.");
break;

case 13: // A raging Evochristian???
printf("I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL.\n");
printf("I KNOW THAT IS STUPID TO WAIT AN ATHEIST TO SAY ANYTHING VISE BUT\n");
printf("WHEN THE FELLOWBELIEFS ARE AS INTOLERANT LIKE THIS!!!\n");
printf("EVOLUTION IS GOD!!! EVERYONE DENYING THIS IS DENYING GOD HIMSELF!!!");
break;

case 14: // Closer to truth
printf("I know that I can't change your opinions but why won't you try\n");
printf("once believing God? I think it would be useful to all of you...");
break;

case 15: // Another???
printf("Hah, and this is the crown of creation? True GOD is more allmighty\n");
printf("So you BASTARDS should start understanding this or you go straight\n");
printf("to HELL, and this means you too MY DEAREST heretical brothers...\n");
printf("Evolution is WORD of GOD and thats why true... You're judging yoursefves\n");
printf("by denying the GODS greatest WORK - EVOLUTION!!!");
break;

default: // There is no need for this
break;
}

getchar();
getchar();

} // End of Program

poika kirjoitti:

Heh, tämä muistuttaa minua lapsuudesta...
Tässä olisi minun "räpellykseni:

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/*
Potaska-generator

version: BETA
designer: CopySoft inc.

Bloodshed Dev-C++ 4.9.9.2

*/

//Includes
#include
#include
#include

//Make variables common to all functions

int s1,s2,s3,s4; // Selections
int ath,rel,fund,dec,lol,evo,cre;
int point; // Count results

//Main program
int main(void)
{
//
// "Choose your destiny"
//
printf("1. Atheist, 2. Religious\n");
printf("Type the number of your selection: ");
scanf("%d",&s1);

if(s1==1)
{
printf("\nSo you want to be an atheist?\n");
ath = true;
rel = false;
}

else if(s1==2)
{
printf("\nYou decided to be religious?\n");
ath = false;
rel = true;
}
//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s1=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// "I am the serious Sam"
//
printf("\nGood, now one more...\nAre you fundamentalistic?\n");
printf("1. Yes, 2. No: ");
scanf("%d",&s2);

//Check this too.
if(s2==1)
{
fund=true;
}

else if(s2==2)
{
fund=false;
}

//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s2=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// "Watch my attitude"
//
printf("\n\nNow... How do you want to react?\n");
printf("1. Decently, 2. Mock them harsh: ");
scanf("%d",&s3);

if(s3==1)
{
printf("\nYes, being formal is important\n");
dec = true;
lol = false;
}

else if(s3==2)
{
printf("\nYou really like people... don't you?\n");
dec = false;
lol = true;
}
//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s3=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// THE FINAL QUESTION
//
printf("\n\nWhitch one do you believe?\n");
printf("1. Evolution, 2. Creation: ");
scanf("%d",&s4);

if(s4==1)
{
printf("\nSay hello to mister Darwin...\n\n");
evo = true;
cre = false;
}

else if(s4==2)
{
printf("\nGod omnipotent reighnet...\n\n");
evo = false;
cre = true;
}
//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s4=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// The results:
//
if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 0;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 1;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 2;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 3;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 4;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 5;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 6;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 7;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==true)
{point = 8;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 9;}

if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 10;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 11;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 12;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==true)
{point = 13;}

if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 14;}

if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==true)
{point = 15;}

//
// Change points to answers
//
switch(point)
{
case 0: // Rather unespected, but religious alright...
printf("\nYou're nothing than a bastard sons of the Devil\n");
printf("Give away your falsery dreams and let our Lord light your way\n");
printf("Evolution is nothing than a lie but what can you espect from an idiot?");
break;

case 1: // These are rare ones too...
printf("In a good manner I must say that this is really rude...\n");
printf("To be truthfull, only thing I can say that you can't really\n");
printf("proof creation or God as a truth...");
break;

case 2: // Atheist that doesn't believe in evolution???
printf("I think that you should check your opinions...\n");
printf("I must admit that evolution as a theory is too unstabile, but science\n");
printf("as one is more reliable to me than a collection of old folklore...");
break;

case 3: // This is more common one...
printf("Hah, how one can be so simple and stupid???\n");
printf("Now listen, there is nothing that supports your fairytales\n");
printf("so do yourself a favor and get brains... If you knew anything\n");
printf("about evolution and science, you would easily understand\n");
printf("how wrong you're... Go home you idiots!!!");
break;

case 4: // Someone must be kidding here...
printf("Again these bloody hippies are steaming about their dreamworlds.\n");
printf("If you know what is best for you, get some education before\n");
printf("talking about anything so absurd as God...");
break;

case 5: // Hmm... If anyone really reaches this, I am amused
printf("I see no point arquing with such a lousy losers...\n");
printf("I bet I am right supposing that none of you ever gratuated.");
break;

case 6: // I have listened to one of these.
printf("I don't usually mind others business but I have to right\n");
printf("Some of your mistakes (list of things to right)...");
break;

case 7: // Again something unusual
printf("I think using something like evolution as a weapon\n");
printf("against atheism and sciences shows nothing but bad manners.\n");
printf("I ask you this, why is it so hard to you 'believers' to\n");
printf("imagine that there might be life aside your religion?");
break;

case 8: // Not a bad selection...
printf("Face it you religious hippies... You can't proof anything,\n");
printf("so if you know what is best to you, stop mocking evolution\n");
printf("and learn to life...");
break;

case 9: // First religious selection... EvoChristian.
printf("I don't understand why are your fighting so bad...\n");
printf("The bible won't deny evolution and science, but it denies\n");
printf("herecy, so please my lost brothers. Take the words of Jesus to be yours.");
break;

case 10: // Not so fundamentalistic evochristian...
printf("This has no use for commongood but I ask you, \n");
printf("cast your hatred away - God and Evolution are one... \n");
printf("Why should we arque about that? Why can't we all be friends?");
break;

case 11: // Now were talking...
printf("LOOK THIS CORRUPTION!!! IS THERE ANYTHING HOLY TO YOU ATHEISTS???\n");
printf("STOP WORSHIPPING SATAN AND GIVE YOUR SOULS TO THE HANDS OF GOD...\n");
printf("ONLY SO CAN YOU BE SAVED FROM DESTRUCTION TO COME.\n");
printf("ONLY AN IDIOT CAN BELIEVE IN LIES LIKE EVOLUTION!!!");
break;

case 12: // There is so little of these :-(
printf("I can understand, how you can rely on evolution...\n");
printf("I ask you to stop your malace and listen to holy words of our Lord...\n");
printf("He will definetly save you even you suspect His glory.");
break;

case 13: // A raging Evochristian???
printf("I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL.\n");
printf("I KNOW THAT IS STUPID TO WAIT AN ATHEIST TO SAY ANYTHING VISE BUT\n");
printf("WHEN THE FELLOWBELIEFS ARE AS INTOLERANT LIKE THIS!!!\n");
printf("EVOLUTION IS GOD!!! EVERYONE DENYING THIS IS DENYING GOD HIMSELF!!!");
break;

case 14: // Closer to truth
printf("I know that I can't change your opinions but why won't you try\n");
printf("once believing God? I think it would be useful to all of you...");
break;

case 15: // Another???
printf("Hah, and this is the crown of creation? True GOD is more allmighty\n");
printf("So you BASTARDS should start understanding this or you go straight\n");
printf("to HELL, and this means you too MY DEAREST heretical brothers...\n");
printf("Evolution is WORD of GOD and thats why true... You're judging yoursefves\n");
printf("by denying the GODS greatest WORK - EVOLUTION!!!");
break;

default: // There is no need for this
break;
}

getchar();
getchar();

} // End of Program

Tämä tosin on yksinkertaistettu versio...
Sain idean viestiketjusta, että laitan
koko roskan tuottamaan vastauksia satunnaisesti,
ehkä sen ympärille voisi myös rakentaa
puulaakitekoälyn... heh, heh.

poika kirjoitti:

Heh, tämä muistuttaa minua lapsuudesta...
Tässä olisi minun "räpellykseni:

-------------------------------------------------

/*
Potaska-generator

version: BETA
designer: CopySoft inc.

Bloodshed Dev-C++ 4.9.9.2

*/

//Includes
#include
#include
#include

//Make variables common to all functions

int s1,s2,s3,s4; // Selections
int ath,rel,fund,dec,lol,evo,cre;
int point; // Count results

//Main program
int main(void)
{
//
// "Choose your destiny"
//
printf("1. Atheist, 2. Religious\n");
printf("Type the number of your selection: ");
scanf("%d",&s1);

if(s1==1)
{
printf("\nSo you want to be an atheist?\n");
ath = true;
rel = false;
}

else if(s1==2)
{
printf("\nYou decided to be religious?\n");
ath = false;
rel = true;
}
//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s1=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// "I am the serious Sam"
//
printf("\nGood, now one more...\nAre you fundamentalistic?\n");
printf("1. Yes, 2. No: ");
scanf("%d",&s2);

//Check this too.
if(s2==1)
{
fund=true;
}

else if(s2==2)
{
fund=false;
}

//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s2=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// "Watch my attitude"
//
printf("\n\nNow... How do you want to react?\n");
printf("1. Decently, 2. Mock them harsh: ");
scanf("%d",&s3);

if(s3==1)
{
printf("\nYes, being formal is important\n");
dec = true;
lol = false;
}

else if(s3==2)
{
printf("\nYou really like people... don't you?\n");
dec = false;
lol = true;
}
//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s3=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// THE FINAL QUESTION
//
printf("\n\nWhitch one do you believe?\n");
printf("1. Evolution, 2. Creation: ");
scanf("%d",&s4);

if(s4==1)
{
printf("\nSay hello to mister Darwin...\n\n");
evo = true;
cre = false;
}

else if(s4==2)
{
printf("\nGod omnipotent reighnet...\n\n");
evo = false;
cre = true;
}
//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s4=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// The results:
//
if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 0;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 1;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 2;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 3;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 4;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 5;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 6;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 7;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==true)
{point = 8;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 9;}

if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 10;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 11;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 12;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==true)
{point = 13;}

if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 14;}

if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==true)
{point = 15;}

//
// Change points to answers
//
switch(point)
{
case 0: // Rather unespected, but religious alright...
printf("\nYou're nothing than a bastard sons of the Devil\n");
printf("Give away your falsery dreams and let our Lord light your way\n");
printf("Evolution is nothing than a lie but what can you espect from an idiot?");
break;

case 1: // These are rare ones too...
printf("In a good manner I must say that this is really rude...\n");
printf("To be truthfull, only thing I can say that you can't really\n");
printf("proof creation or God as a truth...");
break;

case 2: // Atheist that doesn't believe in evolution???
printf("I think that you should check your opinions...\n");
printf("I must admit that evolution as a theory is too unstabile, but science\n");
printf("as one is more reliable to me than a collection of old folklore...");
break;

case 3: // This is more common one...
printf("Hah, how one can be so simple and stupid???\n");
printf("Now listen, there is nothing that supports your fairytales\n");
printf("so do yourself a favor and get brains... If you knew anything\n");
printf("about evolution and science, you would easily understand\n");
printf("how wrong you're... Go home you idiots!!!");
break;

case 4: // Someone must be kidding here...
printf("Again these bloody hippies are steaming about their dreamworlds.\n");
printf("If you know what is best for you, get some education before\n");
printf("talking about anything so absurd as God...");
break;

case 5: // Hmm... If anyone really reaches this, I am amused
printf("I see no point arquing with such a lousy losers...\n");
printf("I bet I am right supposing that none of you ever gratuated.");
break;

case 6: // I have listened to one of these.
printf("I don't usually mind others business but I have to right\n");
printf("Some of your mistakes (list of things to right)...");
break;

case 7: // Again something unusual
printf("I think using something like evolution as a weapon\n");
printf("against atheism and sciences shows nothing but bad manners.\n");
printf("I ask you this, why is it so hard to you 'believers' to\n");
printf("imagine that there might be life aside your religion?");
break;

case 8: // Not a bad selection...
printf("Face it you religious hippies... You can't proof anything,\n");
printf("so if you know what is best to you, stop mocking evolution\n");
printf("and learn to life...");
break;

case 9: // First religious selection... EvoChristian.
printf("I don't understand why are your fighting so bad...\n");
printf("The bible won't deny evolution and science, but it denies\n");
printf("herecy, so please my lost brothers. Take the words of Jesus to be yours.");
break;

case 10: // Not so fundamentalistic evochristian...
printf("This has no use for commongood but I ask you, \n");
printf("cast your hatred away - God and Evolution are one... \n");
printf("Why should we arque about that? Why can't we all be friends?");
break;

case 11: // Now were talking...
printf("LOOK THIS CORRUPTION!!! IS THERE ANYTHING HOLY TO YOU ATHEISTS???\n");
printf("STOP WORSHIPPING SATAN AND GIVE YOUR SOULS TO THE HANDS OF GOD...\n");
printf("ONLY SO CAN YOU BE SAVED FROM DESTRUCTION TO COME.\n");
printf("ONLY AN IDIOT CAN BELIEVE IN LIES LIKE EVOLUTION!!!");
break;

case 12: // There is so little of these :-(
printf("I can understand, how you can rely on evolution...\n");
printf("I ask you to stop your malace and listen to holy words of our Lord...\n");
printf("He will definetly save you even you suspect His glory.");
break;

case 13: // A raging Evochristian???
printf("I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL.\n");
printf("I KNOW THAT IS STUPID TO WAIT AN ATHEIST TO SAY ANYTHING VISE BUT\n");
printf("WHEN THE FELLOWBELIEFS ARE AS INTOLERANT LIKE THIS!!!\n");
printf("EVOLUTION IS GOD!!! EVERYONE DENYING THIS IS DENYING GOD HIMSELF!!!");
break;

case 14: // Closer to truth
printf("I know that I can't change your opinions but why won't you try\n");
printf("once believing God? I think it would be useful to all of you...");
break;

case 15: // Another???
printf("Hah, and this is the crown of creation? True GOD is more allmighty\n");
printf("So you BASTARDS should start understanding this or you go straight\n");
printf("to HELL, and this means you too MY DEAREST heretical brothers...\n");
printf("Evolution is WORD of GOD and thats why true... You're judging yoursefves\n");
printf("by denying the GODS greatest WORK - EVOLUTION!!!");
break;

default: // There is no need for this
break;
}

getchar();
getchar();

} // End of Program

Hmm, todella realistinen...
Ootan innolla seuraavaa versiota.

poika kirjoitti:

Heh, tämä muistuttaa minua lapsuudesta...
Tässä olisi minun "räpellykseni:

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/*
Potaska-generator

version: BETA
designer: CopySoft inc.

Bloodshed Dev-C++ 4.9.9.2

*/

//Includes
#include
#include
#include

//Make variables common to all functions

int s1,s2,s3,s4; // Selections
int ath,rel,fund,dec,lol,evo,cre;
int point; // Count results

//Main program
int main(void)
{
//
// "Choose your destiny"
//
printf("1. Atheist, 2. Religious\n");
printf("Type the number of your selection: ");
scanf("%d",&s1);

if(s1==1)
{
printf("\nSo you want to be an atheist?\n");
ath = true;
rel = false;
}

else if(s1==2)
{
printf("\nYou decided to be religious?\n");
ath = false;
rel = true;
}
//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s1=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// "I am the serious Sam"
//
printf("\nGood, now one more...\nAre you fundamentalistic?\n");
printf("1. Yes, 2. No: ");
scanf("%d",&s2);

//Check this too.
if(s2==1)
{
fund=true;
}

else if(s2==2)
{
fund=false;
}

//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s2=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// "Watch my attitude"
//
printf("\n\nNow... How do you want to react?\n");
printf("1. Decently, 2. Mock them harsh: ");
scanf("%d",&s3);

if(s3==1)
{
printf("\nYes, being formal is important\n");
dec = true;
lol = false;
}

else if(s3==2)
{
printf("\nYou really like people... don't you?\n");
dec = false;
lol = true;
}
//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s3=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// THE FINAL QUESTION
//
printf("\n\nWhitch one do you believe?\n");
printf("1. Evolution, 2. Creation: ");
scanf("%d",&s4);

if(s4==1)
{
printf("\nSay hello to mister Darwin...\n\n");
evo = true;
cre = false;
}

else if(s4==2)
{
printf("\nGod omnipotent reighnet...\n\n");
evo = false;
cre = true;
}
//Get rid of mistypings...
else if(s4=3)
{
printf("\nInternal error... Returning to Windows.");
getchar();
return 0;
}

getchar();

//
// The results:
//
if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 0;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 1;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 2;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 3;}

if(ath==true&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 4;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 5;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 6;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 7;}

if(ath==true&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==true)
{point = 8;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 9;}

if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==true)
{point = 10;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==false)
{point = 11;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 12;}

if(ath==false&&fund==true&&dec==false&&evo==true)
{point = 13;}

if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==true&&evo==false)
{point = 14;}

if(ath==false&&fund==false&&dec==false&&evo==true)
{point = 15;}

//
// Change points to answers
//
switch(point)
{
case 0: // Rather unespected, but religious alright...
printf("\nYou're nothing than a bastard sons of the Devil\n");
printf("Give away your falsery dreams and let our Lord light your way\n");
printf("Evolution is nothing than a lie but what can you espect from an idiot?");
break;

case 1: // These are rare ones too...
printf("In a good manner I must say that this is really rude...\n");
printf("To be truthfull, only thing I can say that you can't really\n");
printf("proof creation or God as a truth...");
break;

case 2: // Atheist that doesn't believe in evolution???
printf("I think that you should check your opinions...\n");
printf("I must admit that evolution as a theory is too unstabile, but science\n");
printf("as one is more reliable to me than a collection of old folklore...");
break;

case 3: // This is more common one...
printf("Hah, how one can be so simple and stupid???\n");
printf("Now listen, there is nothing that supports your fairytales\n");
printf("so do yourself a favor and get brains... If you knew anything\n");
printf("about evolution and science, you would easily understand\n");
printf("how wrong you're... Go home you idiots!!!");
break;

case 4: // Someone must be kidding here...
printf("Again these bloody hippies are steaming about their dreamworlds.\n");
printf("If you know what is best for you, get some education before\n");
printf("talking about anything so absurd as God...");
break;

case 5: // Hmm... If anyone really reaches this, I am amused
printf("I see no point arquing with such a lousy losers...\n");
printf("I bet I am right supposing that none of you ever gratuated.");
break;

case 6: // I have listened to one of these.
printf("I don't usually mind others business but I have to right\n");
printf("Some of your mistakes (list of things to right)...");
break;

case 7: // Again something unusual
printf("I think using something like evolution as a weapon\n");
printf("against atheism and sciences shows nothing but bad manners.\n");
printf("I ask you this, why is it so hard to you 'believers' to\n");
printf("imagine that there might be life aside your religion?");
break;

case 8: // Not a bad selection...
printf("Face it you religious hippies... You can't proof anything,\n");
printf("so if you know what is best to you, stop mocking evolution\n");
printf("and learn to life...");
break;

case 9: // First religious selection... EvoChristian.
printf("I don't understand why are your fighting so bad...\n");
printf("The bible won't deny evolution and science, but it denies\n");
printf("herecy, so please my lost brothers. Take the words of Jesus to be yours.");
break;

case 10: // Not so fundamentalistic evochristian...
printf("This has no use for commongood but I ask you, \n");
printf("cast your hatred away - God and Evolution are one... \n");
printf("Why should we arque about that? Why can't we all be friends?");
break;

case 11: // Now were talking...
printf("LOOK THIS CORRUPTION!!! IS THERE ANYTHING HOLY TO YOU ATHEISTS???\n");
printf("STOP WORSHIPPING SATAN AND GIVE YOUR SOULS TO THE HANDS OF GOD...\n");
printf("ONLY SO CAN YOU BE SAVED FROM DESTRUCTION TO COME.\n");
printf("ONLY AN IDIOT CAN BELIEVE IN LIES LIKE EVOLUTION!!!");
break;

case 12: // There is so little of these :-(
printf("I can understand, how you can rely on evolution...\n");
printf("I ask you to stop your malace and listen to holy words of our Lord...\n");
printf("He will definetly save you even you suspect His glory.");
break;

case 13: // A raging Evochristian???
printf("I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL.\n");
printf("I KNOW THAT IS STUPID TO WAIT AN ATHEIST TO SAY ANYTHING VISE BUT\n");
printf("WHEN THE FELLOWBELIEFS ARE AS INTOLERANT LIKE THIS!!!\n");
printf("EVOLUTION IS GOD!!! EVERYONE DENYING THIS IS DENYING GOD HIMSELF!!!");
break;

case 14: // Closer to truth
printf("I know that I can't change your opinions but why won't you try\n");
printf("once believing God? I think it would be useful to all of you...");
break;

case 15: // Another???
printf("Hah, and this is the crown of creation? True GOD is more allmighty\n");
printf("So you BASTARDS should start understanding this or you go straight\n");
printf("to HELL, and this means you too MY DEAREST heretical brothers...\n");
printf("Evolution is WORD of GOD and thats why true... You're judging yoursefves\n");
printf("by denying the GODS greatest WORK - EVOLUTION!!!");
break;

default: // There is no need for this
break;
}

getchar();
getchar();

} // End of Program

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