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Kuis on - saataisko Suomessakin moisia aikaan?
Thou art a duck forever, according to the order of Daffy
From a Pittsburgh newspaper (July 31) comes this item:
Twelve women who will undergo a ritual on a riverboat today, which they say will make them Roman Catholic priests and deacons, held a press conference last night . . .
We realize that this really isn't much of a news story, but we needed a good excuse to reprint a now-classic piece of satire from Greg Popcak's Heart Mind and Strength blog. Sit back and enjoy:
TWELVE WOMEN BECOME DUCKS IN ELABORATE CEREMONY
On July 31, a dozen well-educated, experienced human women will pass into uncharted metaphysical waters on a boat cruising Pittsburgh's rivers.
On that afternoon, three women dressed in feathers and beaks will lay their hands on the heads of the 12 women and anoint their hands with oil during a "Water Fowl Creation Ceremony" that will be the first of its kind in the United States. . . .
It will be the fourth such ceremony in the world since 2002, all unrecognized by the conservation group, Ducks Unlimited. The women are part of a growing international movement to push for women's ability to become another species. . . .
Presiding at the ceremony will be Patricia Fresen, Gisela Forster and Ida Raming, who live in Germany and are Mallards in WomenWaterFowl International, an international group of women who support women's right to make damn fools of themselves. . . .
The women claim they are not violating natural order because they at least share some similar DNA as natural ducks. The women claim that many scientists agree with them, but refuse to name them for fear that Ducks Unlimited will send their highly trained albino assasins to kill these scientists. When asked about this, Ducks Unlimited's Messer said "I mean no disrespect, but these women are out of their frickin' trees."
Ms. Forster and Ms. Raming joined the "Danube Seven," a group of women who turned themselves into turkey vultures on the Danube River near Austria in August 2002.
In January 2003, all seven were committed to mental institutions. The women appealed but the decision was affirmed.
http://home.newadvent.org/
Kuis on - saataisko Suomessakin moisia aikaan?
Thou art a duck forever, according to the order of Daffy
From a Pittsburgh newspaper (July 31) comes this item:
Twelve women who will undergo a ritual on a riverboat today, which they say will make them Roman Catholic priests and deacons, held a press conference last night . . .
We realize that this really isn't much of a news story, but we needed a good excuse to reprint a now-classic piece of satire from Greg Popcak's Heart Mind and Strength blog. Sit back and enjoy:
TWELVE WOMEN BECOME DUCKS IN ELABORATE CEREMONY
On July 31, a dozen well-educated, experienced human women will pass into uncharted metaphysical waters on a boat cruising Pittsburgh's rivers.
On that afternoon, three women dressed in feathers and beaks will lay their hands on the heads of the 12 women and anoint their hands with oil during a "Water Fowl Creation Ceremony" that will be the first of its kind in the United States. . . .
It will be the fourth such ceremony in the world since 2002, all unrecognized by the conservation group, Ducks Unlimited. The women are part of a growing international movement to push for women's ability to become another species. . . .
Presiding at the ceremony will be Patricia Fresen, Gisela Forster and Ida Raming, who live in Germany and are Mallards in WomenWaterFowl International, an international group of women who support women's right to make damn fools of themselves. . . .
The women claim they are not violating natural order because they at least share some similar DNA as natural ducks. The women claim that many scientists agree with them, but refuse to name them for fear that Ducks Unlimited will send their highly trained albino assasins to kill these scientists. When asked about this, Ducks Unlimited's Messer said "I mean no disrespect, but these women are out of their frickin' trees."
Ms. Forster and Ms. Raming joined the "Danube Seven," a group of women who turned themselves into turkey vultures on the Danube River near Austria in August 2002.
In January 2003, all seven were committed to mental institutions. The women appealed but the decision was affirmed.
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