Thus speaked King David, 953 B.C:
King David:
"Where into hell is my dildo?! I want put something into my ass, for Jonathan is not here! I want dick!"
King David's general:
"But, sir, surely you can use one of our horses! They've bigger cock than anyone else! Jonathan's dick is nothing to compare our horses dick!"
King David:
"You're right. I like you, and i will grant you honor to suck my dick and shoot your sperm into my face, but don't fuck me into ass, only Jonathan have that honor. And God of Israel, of course!"
King David's general:
"WHAT?! Did God of Israel fuck you into ass?! I thought only Elijah have THAT honor!"
King David:
"WTF?!!? Why into name of Baal that fuckhead, moron God didn't tell me that he's sleeping with Elijah?!? I'm gonna kick he's ass!!"
King David's general:
"I don't know, and i really cannot care less. May be Elija have bigger dick and tighter ass than you've, but hey, you've still those horses..."
King David:
"Praised be your name, l'oser! You're my greatest general, and i will give you much honor. Now, could you fuck me into ass? Let's make God of Israel jealous!"
King David's general:
"Verily you're Lord's chosen, my honey ass..."
King David:
"Where into hell is my dildo?! I want put something into my ass, for Jonathan is not here! I want dick!"
King David's general:
"But, sir, surely you can use one of our horses! They've bigger cock than anyone else! Jonathan's dick is nothing to compare our horses dick!"
King David:
"You're right. I like you, and i will grant you honor to suck my dick and shoot your sperm into my face, but don't fuck me into ass, only Jonathan have that honor. And God of Israel, of course!"
King David's general:
"WHAT?! Did God of Israel fuck you into ass?! I thought only Elijah have THAT honor!"
King David:
"WTF?!!? Why into name of Baal that fuckhead, moron God didn't tell me that he's sleeping with Elijah?!? I'm gonna kick he's ass!!"
King David's general:
"I don't know, and i really cannot care less. May be Elija have bigger dick and tighter ass than you've, but hey, you've still those horses..."
King David:
"Praised be your name, l'oser! You're my greatest general, and i will give you much honor. Now, could you fuck me into ass? Let's make God of Israel jealous!"
King David's general:
"Verily you're Lord's chosen, my honey ass..."
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Vanhimmat
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