1. How many gears in a French tank? Six, five reverse and one forward in case they are attacked from behind.
2. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army.
3. How do you stop a French tank? Shoot the guy pushing.
4. How did the French advertise surplus World War II rifles? “Never fired, only dropped once.”
5. Why might the French send troops to the Gulf? To teach the Iraqis how to surrender.
6. A Frenchwoman is in a bar with a parrot. The barman says: “That’s an ugly bird. Where did you get it?” The parrot says: “France, there’s millions of ’em!”
7. Why do Frenchmen have moustaches? To look like their mothers.
8. A Frenchman was banned from practising medicine for having sex with his patients. It was a shame — he was the best vet in town.
9. What is a Frenchman with a sheep and a goat under each arm? Bisexual.
10. Why does the new French Navy use glass-bottomed boats? To miss the old French Navy.
2. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army.
3. How do you stop a French tank? Shoot the guy pushing.
4. How did the French advertise surplus World War II rifles? “Never fired, only dropped once.”
5. Why might the French send troops to the Gulf? To teach the Iraqis how to surrender.
6. A Frenchwoman is in a bar with a parrot. The barman says: “That’s an ugly bird. Where did you get it?” The parrot says: “France, there’s millions of ’em!”
7. Why do Frenchmen have moustaches? To look like their mothers.
8. A Frenchman was banned from practising medicine for having sex with his patients. It was a shame — he was the best vet in town.
9. What is a Frenchman with a sheep and a goat under each arm? Bisexual.
10. Why does the new French Navy use glass-bottomed boats? To miss the old French Navy.
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