PRAYER TO UNCLE JOE

PRAYER TO UNCLE JOE

Our Great Father and Teacher
Unspeakable and Unpronouncable be thy REAL Name.
Thy Union of Soviet Socialist Republics come,
Thy Will be done,
In the world, as it is in the Soviet Union.
Give us this day, our collective bread
And never forgive the debts of the capitalist dogs,
And let us redistribute the wealth of our creditors,
...alternate: forgive not trespassers
and purge those that trespass against us: off to the Gulag.
For Thine, is the Soviet Paradise,
And the Proletariat Power,
and Socialist Glory forever:
Amen