Quiz show host: “What is inside of the black box on the table?”
Preacher: “God.”
Quiz show host: “No, I’m sorry that’s incorrect. There’s nothing inside of the box. See?” (Lifts box and there’s nothing inside)
Quiz show host: “Next question. Who is standing behind the curtain?”
Preacher: “God.”
Quiz show host: “No, I’m sorry that’s incorrect. It’s my wife standing behind there. Come on out honey and show yourself” (loud applause)
Quiz show host: “Final question. What is printed all over my under shorts?”
Preacher: “God.”
Quiz show host: “No, I’m sorry that’s incorrect. The correct answer is little pink flowers. I was in a hurry this morning and I grabbed them out of the wrong drawer. Sorry honey.” (looking at wife)
Quiz show host: “Mr. Preacher. You’ve missed every question on tonight’s show. Why is it that you answered every question with God?”
Preacher: “Because all of my life I’ve been taught that when there is something that’s not known, the answer is always God.”
Preacher: “God.”
Quiz show host: “No, I’m sorry that’s incorrect. There’s nothing inside of the box. See?” (Lifts box and there’s nothing inside)
Quiz show host: “Next question. Who is standing behind the curtain?”
Preacher: “God.”
Quiz show host: “No, I’m sorry that’s incorrect. It’s my wife standing behind there. Come on out honey and show yourself” (loud applause)
Quiz show host: “Final question. What is printed all over my under shorts?”
Preacher: “God.”
Quiz show host: “No, I’m sorry that’s incorrect. The correct answer is little pink flowers. I was in a hurry this morning and I grabbed them out of the wrong drawer. Sorry honey.” (looking at wife)
Quiz show host: “Mr. Preacher. You’ve missed every question on tonight’s show. Why is it that you answered every question with God?”
Preacher: “Because all of my life I’ve been taught that when there is something that’s not known, the answer is always God.”
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