Why females should avoid girls night out after they are married:
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!" were my last words.
Well, the hours passed and the Margaritas went down way too easy. Around
3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our
respective homes. Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the
hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9
times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution to cover my tardiness.(Even when totally smashed ....
3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos .. MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow or anything and continued to read the
morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over
the coffee table and farted."
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!" were my last words.
Well, the hours passed and the Margaritas went down way too easy. Around
3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our
respective homes. Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the
hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9
times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution to cover my tardiness.(Even when totally smashed ....
3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos .. MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow or anything and continued to read the
morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over
the coffee table and farted."
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Vanhimmat
cuccuu, cuccuu. :-D
kelloosi varis tai naakka, käen tilalle, ne on hieman älykkäämpiä lintuja ;-))
Onks sulla ollut koskaan molemmat käet taskussa? Se on hauskaa, kun tulee kukuntakin stereona....