TAOISM ------------- Shit Happens.
BUDDHISM ----------- Shit happening is an illusion
CONFUCIANISM ------- Confucius says, "Shit happens".
ZEN ---------------- What is the sound of shit happening?
ADVAITA ------------ To whom does this shit happen?
ISLAM -------------- Shit happening is the will of Allah.
CATHOLECISM -------- If shit happens, you deserve it.
PROTESTANTISM ------ Let shit happen to someone else.
ORTHODOX ----------- Our shit is very special.
JUDAISM ------------ Why does this shit always happen to us?
JEHOVA`S WITNESS --- Let us in and we`ll tell you why shit happens.
CALVINISM ---------- Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE -- If shit happens, pray and it will go away.
MORMONISM ---------- If shit happens ... Fuck it!
HINDUISM ----------- This shit has happened before.
HARE KRISHNA ------- Shit Happens, Shit Happens, Shit Shit, Happens Happens.
ATHEISM ------------ Shit happens for no reason at all.
AGNOSTIC ----------- Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn`t.
STOICISM ----------- So shit happens ... I can take it.
PAGANISM ----------- Shit is a part of the Goddess too.
SCIENTOLOGY -------- Join a course and you`ll know why shit happens.
RASTAFARIANISM ----- Let`s smoke this shit and see what happens.
LAOTSEISM ---------- The shit that can be described is not the absolute shit.
OSHOISM ------------ If you don't see shit in my eyes, in my gesture and in my silence, you will never find it in my words.
BYRONKATIESM ------- What would you be without that shit?
BACHISM ------------ If you give a few drops of this shit in a bottle and take it four times daily, you are able to better bear all the other shit.
YOGANANDAISM ------- Always concentrate on the shit on the top of your head.
RUMIISM ------------ Love that shit.
FREUDISM ----------- Let's talk about your shit since childhood.
PAPAJISM ----------- There is no shit.
SATSANGISM --------- Damned, why dont shit understand that shit already is that shit?!
TANTRISM ----------- Breath deeply into the shit.
AVATARISM ---------- I am the source of all this shit.
ASTROLOGISM -------- Tell me your birthdate and I tell you the exactly second when your mothers aunt will have her next shit.
SANNYASISM --------- The shit of my master tastes better then yours.
YOGISM ------------- Press your ass and keep it inside.
VIPASSANAISM ------- Watch that shit,... passing your body,... as it naturaly flows....
BUDDHISM ----------- Shit happening is an illusion
CONFUCIANISM ------- Confucius says, "Shit happens".
ZEN ---------------- What is the sound of shit happening?
ADVAITA ------------ To whom does this shit happen?
ISLAM -------------- Shit happening is the will of Allah.
CATHOLECISM -------- If shit happens, you deserve it.
PROTESTANTISM ------ Let shit happen to someone else.
ORTHODOX ----------- Our shit is very special.
JUDAISM ------------ Why does this shit always happen to us?
JEHOVA`S WITNESS --- Let us in and we`ll tell you why shit happens.
CALVINISM ---------- Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE -- If shit happens, pray and it will go away.
MORMONISM ---------- If shit happens ... Fuck it!
HINDUISM ----------- This shit has happened before.
HARE KRISHNA ------- Shit Happens, Shit Happens, Shit Shit, Happens Happens.
ATHEISM ------------ Shit happens for no reason at all.
AGNOSTIC ----------- Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn`t.
STOICISM ----------- So shit happens ... I can take it.
PAGANISM ----------- Shit is a part of the Goddess too.
SCIENTOLOGY -------- Join a course and you`ll know why shit happens.
RASTAFARIANISM ----- Let`s smoke this shit and see what happens.
LAOTSEISM ---------- The shit that can be described is not the absolute shit.
OSHOISM ------------ If you don't see shit in my eyes, in my gesture and in my silence, you will never find it in my words.
BYRONKATIESM ------- What would you be without that shit?
BACHISM ------------ If you give a few drops of this shit in a bottle and take it four times daily, you are able to better bear all the other shit.
YOGANANDAISM ------- Always concentrate on the shit on the top of your head.
RUMIISM ------------ Love that shit.
FREUDISM ----------- Let's talk about your shit since childhood.
PAPAJISM ----------- There is no shit.
SATSANGISM --------- Damned, why dont shit understand that shit already is that shit?!
TANTRISM ----------- Breath deeply into the shit.
AVATARISM ---------- I am the source of all this shit.
ASTROLOGISM -------- Tell me your birthdate and I tell you the exactly second when your mothers aunt will have her next shit.
SANNYASISM --------- The shit of my master tastes better then yours.
YOGISM ------------- Press your ass and keep it inside.
VIPASSANAISM ------- Watch that shit,... passing your body,... as it naturaly flows....
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Vanhimmat
ihan hyviä mutta ois hyvä tietää nuo uskonnot suomeksi niin olis vielä parempi
eikö vain kieltenopiskelu olekin hyödyllistä nyky-yhteiskunnassa?
Why do magic mushrooms grow on cow shit?
Holy shit!
Why do Indians think cows are holy?