Athiests as a Majority
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
Scary, isn't it?
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
Scary, isn't it?
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Vanhimmat
fucking stupid bullshit... >=0[
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Christians as a Majority
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were CHRISTIANs.
CHRISTIAN KID: Mom, I'm going to go kill a hooker.
CHRISTIAN MOM: Okay, son.
CHRISTIAN KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go burn science books with my friends, since evolution is a lie.
CHRISTIAN MOM: Okay, come home soon!
The CHRISTIAN kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
CHRISTIAN DAD: Hey!
CHRISTIAN MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess the Holy Spirit is at it again.
CHRISTIAN DAD: Okay, we can tell everyone at church!
CHRISTIAN MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
CHRISTIAN DAD: Why not?
CHRISTIAN MOM: There are two gay men dead in there.
CHRISTIAN DAD: Why are they here?
CHRISTIAN MOM: I wanted to follow Gods commanmends. I decided to finish them.
CHRISTIAN DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
CHRISTIAN NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a non-Christian outside!
CHRISTIAN MOM: We'll be right there!
The CHRISTIAN couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a non-Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of CHRISTIANs stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM CHRISTIAN: Damn you, non-Christian! We hate you! We claim to be love everyone. But we really hate you! That's because we CHRISTIANs are hypocritical like that! Die, Heretic!
THE END
Scary, isn't it?
ps...ateisti kirjoitataan atheist, ei athiest.
Kaikki tuon lukeneet ja uskoneet uskikset ovat varmaan yhtä mieltä siitä, että tuollaiset ateistit tulee kaikki tappaa. Mieluummin jo tänään kuin vasta huomenna. Allahu akbar! Tämä todisti miten moraalittomia kaikki ateistit ovat!
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