Spam cat!!!!!!!LOL????

Philippians 3

2 Dogz iz stinkeh. Dey wantz to cutz off yur forskinz. OMG!

6 Iz followded teh law n PWNed many church doodz

14 Ceiling Cat wants me to haz Cheezeburger. Jebus iz teh troo Cheezeburger.

20 Butz weez talk in teh ceiling. An Jebus cums to saef weez.

2 Peter 2

11 Wif Wall cats, kittehs isunt abul to say whethuh or not dey iz bein judgeded teh same, kthx.

18 Dey meow about teh seckzors, drugzors and rock'n'rollz and iz temptin teh otheh kittehs

Matthew 22

1 jesus spoke 2 them again in parablez, sayin:2 "teh kingdom ov heaven iz liek king hoo prepard weddin banquet 4 his son.

7 teh king wuz enragd. He sent his army an destroyd dose murderers an burnd their city.

11 "but when teh king came in 2 c teh guests, he noticd man thar hoo wuz not wearin weddin clothez.

14 "4 lotz da r invitd, but few r chosen."

I Can Haz Taxes???

18 but jesus, knowin their evil intent, sed, "u hypocritez, y r u tryin 2 trap me?

LOL CATS BIBLE ROXXXX!!!!!!!!!

CATS GOD ROXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!OWNED BY CATS????

MESGE FRN CATS

John 1

14 Teh cat macro is becomes Visible Man (omg) and he is lives wif us. We is sees teh glorie taht is frum teh one n only; him come from teh dad wif teh grace and teh truth.

John teh Baptist Sez "I Iz Not teh Chozen Won!! No Wai!!11!!!1!!1!!

19 Jerusalem Sent Levites and Pretchers to John and sez "OMG! Who r u?"20 John says "Me no lyer, not teh Chozen1 , Ceiling Cats kitteh"

21 They asked him, "Who R u? R u Elikhat?"
He said, "Omg no!"
"R u teh Profitz?"
He sez, "WTF? Omg, No!"

22 Tehn they wuz, "LOL, so hoo ar you?"

23 John got all liek profitz Isaiah LOL srsly, "O hai am liek gai talks in littr box, 'Strayten up for Ceiling Cat but DO NOT USE vacuum!!!!1!' "

24 Pharisees sez,25 "Oh hai wai you washt ppl if no Chozen1 or profit? NO LIKE WET FURZ!!1!"

26 John sez "Ai washt wit water (WTF???). But don no this won manz.27 Him folowz me. Ai no allowd to play wit hes shooz"

28 Wuz at Bethany.

CATS BIBLE ROXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSANELY ROXED!!!!! INSANE SPAM, CATS BIBLE!!!!!!!!

1 An I r in ur sandz looking at ur waterz: an OH NOES! A monstar camez out. He can has severn hedz an ten hornz: an can has ten crouwnz.2 An teh monstar I saws It iz layk big spotteded kitteh, an It can has pawz layk bear, an It can has mout layk big neck-fur kitteh. An Teh dragn gaved it teh powurz an teh chairz an teh autoritiez.3 An I sawz teh munster hurtz in teh hed: An laterz teh monstar hed he getz bettar: An evry pepls goes layk: OMFG! in wunder.4 An evry1 goes wrship teh munster an Evry1 goes wrship teh dragn bcuz he r haveing teh powurz. Any1 stolez hiz cheezburgerz? No wai!

5 An teh monstar sai bad of Ceiling Cat and he also sed teh monstar wuz clevar. He can has powurz 4 yeerz an yeerz.6 An teh monstar openez mout: An then he sed he h8z Ceiling Cat! OMFG.7 An teh monstur wuntz 2 taek teh cheezburgerz form Ceiling Cat. Teh monstar goes layk: "I r in ur Urf killing ur d00dz an ur seints!": An teh monstar can has powurs obr Urf.8 An all teh pepls on teh Urf wrship him coz teh peplz namez not in Teh bookz of laif of teh ded lamb.

9 Listan j00.10 If U make kitteh goeth unto cat carrier then one dai U goeth unto car carrier. If kitteh eatz birdeh then kitteh getz eatanz one dai. Ceiling Cat saiz so keke.
[edit] Look Owt! A monstah cum outta teh urth!

11 An anothar monstar cumz form teh earth! Dis 1 can has too horn liek a lamb but soundz layk a dragn.12 An he haz teh powurz layk teh othar monstar. Ppl liek him 2.13 An he maeded Graet Wunderz: He r casting majik missel unto Urf. Scarey!14 An Evry1 wuz trixored. Letz maek a akshun film bcuz teh monstar iz strongar then Stevan Seegul.15 An Teh othar monstar maed evry1 watch teh film or he casted majik missil at tehm.16 An He maeded evry1 by it on vidio an dvd an teh speshun editiun. An maeded evry1 has markz on teh hed17 An U has a markz!! Or no moar cheezburgerz!

18 Wisdom, I has it. Teh clevar ppl can do dis sum - wat iz 6 hundrad addad 3 tiemz twentey addad six. Taht is teh numbar of teh monstar!

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Iz duh niggah Bibah, dude!

Weres teh DAWG baibl?!?!!1
DAWGS Not CATS!!!!111

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