Tapanani ei ole kirjoittaa, kuulun enemmän vanhanajan maan hiljaisiin. Mutta pakko on vielä rahtusen täsmentää alla olevaa ehdotustani päivänavaamisista hengellisin tekstein. Olen huomannut Raamattua tutkistelemalla, että Jehova on älykkäämpi kaikkia muita jumalia. Siksipä ehdottaisin päivänavausten lähdetekstien rajaamisen ponnekkaasti Jehovan omaan sanaa, eli Raamattuun. Näin voimme olla varmat, että tekstit ovat suurimmassa määrin älykkäästi suunniteltuja.
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Näihin keskusteluihin ei ole vielä vastattu. Ole ensimmäinen.
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...Jean-Baptiste Lamackin kirjoja tutkiskelemalla huomannut, että Lamarck on älykkäämpi kaikkia muita tiedemiehiä. Siksi ehdottaisin kaikkien tieteellisten tutkimusten lähdekirjallisuuden rajaamisen ponnekkaasti Lamarckin omaan sanaan, siis kirjalliseen tuotantoon. Näin voimme olla varmat, että jatkossa tehty tiede on varmasti pätevää.
Minä olen taas huomannut kaikista piirretyistä supersankareista, että Tex Willer on kaikista kovin ja hurjin, joten on syytä rajoittaa keskustelu käsittelemään ainoastaan Tex Willerin oikeuskäsitystä ja rangaistustoimia. Näin voimme olla varmoja ettei erehdytä keskustelussa käsittelemään vähempien piirrossankareiden tekosia.
täytyy lisätä, että Chuck Norris on on kaikista kovin jätkä kaikista kovista jätkistä, joten on syytä rajoittaa keskustelu käsittelemään ainoastaan Chuck Norrisin oikeuskäsitystä ja rangaistustoimia. Näin voimme olla varmoja ettei erehdytä keskustelussa käsittelemään pehmoliberaalievojen tekosia.
maailman vanhin kersantti ja siksi luotettavista luotettavin. Tex Willer on ihan hyvä, mutta ei Kingin veroinen. Kertoohan sen jo nimikin. King = Kuninkas.
Tässä ketjussa on jo todistettu että Tex Willer on paras joten King on vellihousu ja ihan tyhmä. Tästä lähin ei saa puhua kuin Tex Willeristä.
Tässä faktat:
1 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2 Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
3 When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
4 Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
5 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
6 Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
7 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
8 Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
9 The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
10 To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
11 Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.
12 Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
13 A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
14 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
15 Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
16 Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
17 Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and **** on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.
18 Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
19 Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.
20 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
21 One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.
22 Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
23 After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
24 Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the **** out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
25 Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids.
26 Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
27 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
28 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
29 Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.
30 Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Revi siitä.
Nyt sitten täytyy ottaa huomioon, että Chuck on toki oikeista ihmisistä kovin, mutta eihän nyt piirroshahmoja ja oikeita ihmisiä pidä pistää samaan nippuun.
Jos puhutaan sarjakuvasankareista, pitää puhua ainoastaan Tex Willeristä ja jos oikeista ihmisistä puhutaan niin ehkä sitten Chuck Norrisista.
Jos taas puhutaan viskeistä, on Lagavulin ainoa oikea.
Vamos, lempo soikoon!
Onhan Raamatussakin mainittu muutama ihan oikea ihminen kaikkien mielikuvitusolentojen keralla.
Tex Willer ja Chuck Norris kelpaavat kisaamaan samassa sarjassa, koska Nooa ja Pontius Pilatuskin seikkailevat samassa romaanissa.
Ja Laphroaigille ei Lagavulinkaan pärjää.
Tuo selitys Texistä ja Chuckista vielä menee läpi (siinä tapauksessa Tex kyllä pesee Chuckin mennen tullen)... muttamutta. Vaikka Islayn helmiä kumpikin, niin viski-asiassa sinä olet harhaan johdettu.
Tule sinäkin sieltä pimeydestä valon piiriin ja etsi käsiisi tämä;
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