If you have a problem with porn

You claim all who watch porn have a problem. Why do they have a problem and what specifically is that problem?

God does not love me. He respects me because he's afraid of me. Given the chance, god would slip a knife between my ribs. He does not know that I know this. He thinks I'm bying his little charade. I'd banish him to the far reaches of Hell if I didn't prefer keeping my friends close and enemies closer.

By the by, god doesn't love you either. I just asked him. He doesn't even know who you are. Actually he's rather pissed that you go telling people he loves them with no authorisation from him whatsoever. If I were you I wouldn't be surprised if I was the victim of some freak accident in the not-too-distant future.

Regards,
The one to rule them all