Allah is my little brother

Allah is my little brother. The sod has gathered quite a following of slow-witted imbeciles. I constantly berate him on the low quality of people his religion attracts, but he insists he
will mold them into a force to be reckoned with and one day take over the world. My little brother Allah is delusional, I fear he might be bipolar.

One day very soon I will have to whoop his scrawny ass because all the reasoning and good advice in the world doesn't seem to make an iota of difference. The hubris has got to come to an end and if all else fails, I'm fully prepared to cut my brother's throat and bleed the madness out of him. I'm sure uncle Satan would make a believer out of him.

I really am at my wits end, but putting my thoughts on paper has really lightened my heart. I'm sure it will all turn out for the best. Thank you, frieds, for taking the time to read my tale of woe.

Respectfully,
The one to rule them all