Allah is my little brother. The sod has gathered quite a following of slow-witted imbeciles. I constantly berate him on the low quality of people his religion attracts, but he insists he
will mold them into a force to be reckoned with and one day take over the world. My little brother Allah is delusional, I fear he might be bipolar.
One day very soon I will have to whoop his scrawny ass because all the reasoning and good advice in the world doesn't seem to make an iota of difference. The hubris has got to come to an end and if all else fails, I'm fully prepared to cut my brother's throat and bleed the madness out of him. I'm sure uncle Satan would make a believer out of him.
I really am at my wits end, but putting my thoughts on paper has really lightened my heart. I'm sure it will all turn out for the best. Thank you, frieds, for taking the time to read my tale of woe.
Respectfully,
The one to rule them all
will mold them into a force to be reckoned with and one day take over the world. My little brother Allah is delusional, I fear he might be bipolar.
One day very soon I will have to whoop his scrawny ass because all the reasoning and good advice in the world doesn't seem to make an iota of difference. The hubris has got to come to an end and if all else fails, I'm fully prepared to cut my brother's throat and bleed the madness out of him. I'm sure uncle Satan would make a believer out of him.
I really am at my wits end, but putting my thoughts on paper has really lightened my heart. I'm sure it will all turn out for the best. Thank you, frieds, for taking the time to read my tale of woe.
Respectfully,
The one to rule them all
Vastaukset 1
Vanhimmat
PSALM 23:
1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.1