Evil Plan

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

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Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate the pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal New York. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your time machine, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new God.

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Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

Oman voi luoda ositteessa http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

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