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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: what's up? Stranger: nothin You: tell me something funny Stranger: ok Stranger: thtat day i meet one dog Stranger: one dog You: ok Stranger: he is very fnny You: ok Stranger: and lovely You: yes =) You: ok Stranger: but You: but? tell me =) Stranger: waiting Stranger: i'm come back You: yes Stranger: but he catn't find food Stranger: it's straving You: okay You: that is not so funny Stranger: yes Stranger: i think so You: asl? Stranger: tell me something funny You: ok Stranger: yeah You: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel? Stranger: ok You: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven. Stranger: yeah You: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch? You: Matt. You have disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi" You: Stranger: hey Stranger: Stranger: whats up? You: where are you from? Stranger: stranger You: nothing.. Stranger: some place warm and tropical how about u? You: some place cold and boring :( Stranger: so either iceland or norway Stranger: seden maybe You: nope but close You: very close Stranger: germany? You: no, closer Stranger: east or west Stranger: ? You: well right between sweden and russia You: :D Stranger: czeck republic lol You: you dont know much geography :D:D Stranger: denmark You: FINLAND Stranger: ohh so your a dutch are u You: wat You: no Stranger: i knew it when i started this convo Stranger: a no good dutch You: vitt You: what do you mean? Stranger: u dutch have always been a little crazy Stranger: but thats why ur soft Stranger: soft as melted butter You: wut Stranger: i say You: shut up :D Stranger: dont u understand english You: yeah Stranger: of course not your dutch Stranger: and dutch can't speak Stranger: properly Stranger: lousy dutch You: ho do you know that? Stranger: always picking fights with people they cant win against Stranger: cause your a soft dutch man You: yeah they are bit crazy... Stranger: i can see it from a hundred of miles away Stranger: your a bit crazy u mean Stranger: like i said Stranger: dutch cant speak properly Stranger: silly dutch You: but I am 100% finnish Stranger: mixting up they with we You: ask me anything about finland! Stranger: always a problem for you dutch man Stranger: never take the blame for your own mistakes Stranger: i dont need to Stranger: anyone can look something up Stranger: except the dutch Stranger: they have the brains the size of raisins with balls to match You: what in the hell do you have aganist duch people? Stranger: how do u feel now dutchmen? scared Stranger: i bet you are Stranger: soft as butter u are soft as butter You: damn you are hilarious You: LOL Stranger: easily scared just like a women Stranger: u are You: FUCK OFF You: SHIT DICK FUCK Stranger: i know cause i am not a dutchmen i know the meaning of fun You: ASSHOLE Stranger: unlike u silly dutch Stranger: dont know a joke from a apple You: I AM FINNISH YOU DUCH ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT! Stranger: their u go again spelling wrong Stranger: you mixed up the finnish with the duch in your sentence You: well sorry mrs idiot Stranger: jesus man ur as slow as molasses in january Stranger: don't apologize dutch man Stranger: i dont need your apologies You: damn you Stranger: i dotn except apologies from weak men Stranger: with raisins for ballz You: where are you from then? Stranger: exactly dutchmen Stranger: no need to tell you Stranger: since u cant read a map Stranger: can u dutch man? Stranger: just as i thought You: haha you are a dutchman You: ahahahahhahaa Stranger: nothing in that brain of yours You: hahahahah You: hahahahahahah You: ahahahahaha You: ahahahahaha You: ahahahahaha You: hhaha You: ahaha Stranger: nothing but spiders and cobwebs You: ahahahaha You: ahahahahaha You: ahahahahahaha You: ahahahaha Stranger: silly dutchmen Stranger: u words are useless Stranger: u have no dick just like the finnish god rest their perverted souls Stranger: u like the children dont u dutchmen Stranger: i knew it Stranger: ur a sick as the yellow fever arent u? You: what the hell is whrong with you? Stranger: ur as wild as a boar in heat Stranger: u enjoy the slick member of a 8 year old dont u Stranger: u sick dutch Stranger: u never learn Stranger: u cant reproduce through gay sex Stranger: know matter how much u like it You: Joo haista sinä jätkä vittu! Stranger: silly dutchmen speaking in tongue, noone understands u Stranger: not even your own dutchmen You: Ihan suomea pulun Stranger: u sir are a beast i say a beast without ballz You: SUOMI Stranger: a dolphin without flippers Stranger: see you later dutchmen Stranger: im off to have sex with a female You: aha You: haha Stranger: something u never achieve Your conversational partner has disconnected.