There is a great house party. All nations are invited.
America: The loudmouthed dude who struts around puffing out his chest bragging about how much he's had to drink (he got drunk after 2 beers) and generally starting shit with people.
China: The quiet, superjacked asian guy chilling in the corner who will probably wind up stomping America's shit into the ground sooner or later.
Russia: Sitting wasted on the corner, getting annoyed by America and trying to get up to start a fight.
Britain: Used to be the richest guy in the neighborhood, but recently went broke and became a pathetic chav. Kissing America's ass.
France: The annoying gay dude who is constantly surrounded by all those hot faghags you wish you could bang.
Australia: The guy passed out drunk in the corner.
Israel: America's annoying kid brother who wants to be just like him when he grows up.
Saudi Arabia: The slutty rich bitch who only puts out for the rich countries.
Iraq: Used to be hot, but has been fucked by almost everybody at the party.
Iran: Iraq's fat cockblocking friend.
Brazil: Applecheeked anal slut.
Italy: Guido.
Spain & Netherlands: Stoners.
Mexico: Wats around and steals all of America's shit once he passes out.
Canada: The /b/tard. Sits in the corner and quietly leaves early.
Japan: The kid who got invited because he's really rich, but he's also a perverted freak who no one likes.
Germany: The handsome, friendly, straight-A student and captain of the swimming team who has a secret rape and disembowelment fetish.
Belgium: The creepy pedophile. Keeps smiling all the time.
N Korea: Sitting at home wearing lingerie and lipstick, plotting to kill everyone at the party because he wasn't invited.
S Korea: N Korea's nerdy, Starcraft playing brother who no one likes but got invited anyway just to piss off N Korea.
Serbia: The violent rapist. Other countries loath him cuz he left his ex-girlfriend Bosnia permanently injured.
Austria: Couldn't come. She is being held in the basement by her father.
Norway: The newly rich fag who compensates for a small penis.
Denmark: The coward who compensates by staying home from the party with his imaginary "friends" Faroe Island and Greenland.
Sweden: The tall, blond, blue eyed, athletic and handsome fashionably dressed guy. Is appalled by the violent behaviour of some countries. Calls his boyfriend to pick him up.
Iceland: The little guy that everyone liked until he lost all his money playing poker and started begging for cash.
Finland: Sits quietly in the corner and drinks. When drunk enough is able to maintain primitive small talk. Drinks some more. Feels hyped up and enters the dance floor to perform some extremely awkward dance moves. More booze. Falls down the stairs. Tries to pick up a fight with Sweden without any particular reason. Throws up. Drinks more. Vision blurs. Tries to make love to France thinking he's a hot chick. Gets rejected. More drinks. Gets annoyed by loud America and leaves the house. Wakes up in a ditch. Thinks he had the most epic night ever.
India: Britain's ex-girlfriend who's gained about 100 lbs since breaking up with him, as well as having contracted several of his STDs.
Cuba: The dirty, smelly guy that hasn't bathed in a few months, lives on the streets, no one wants to be around. Swears he has a revolutionary idea if you just let him borrow some cash. No one knows who invited him here, because no one wants to talk to this guy, but have a feeling Russia was somehow involved.
Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania: 16 year old girls who were date raped by Russia some time ago. They leave immediately after finding out that Russia is coming.
Poland: The religious and poor guy who came by, though nobody invited him. Complains about everything, moralizes people making out and does not drink until the party is over. Then he gets wasted and cries.
Ukraine: The ex-girlfriend of Russia. Is now dating America, making out with him in front of drunken Russia. This will lead to a drunken brawl.
Pakistan: India's bitchy religious sister who fights with her over their favorite kashmir sweater. The two inevitably get into a slap fight which leads to making out and then hot drunk lesbian secks.
South Africa: Whigger.
Thailand: The slutty chick who starts to do striptease on the table.
Romania: The incredibly hairy guy that sits in a corner with his head down. Occasionally shouts out something like "Fucking pussies!" or "kick all your asses!" Keeps staring at Latvia out of the corner of his eyes.
Georgia: Didn't make it because Russia had recently beaten him half dead. Georgia's ex-girlfriend, jailbait called South Ossetia came instead. No one talks to her except for Russia. Gives Russia a blowjob in the bathroom.
The Vatican: The "nice guy" who wears a turtleneck. Has a can of coke in his hand. Claims several times that if anyone needs a ride, he'll get them where they need to go. Has raped mostly everyone at the party at some point in time.
Switzerland: The incredibly rich and bitchy cunt, who sits around for a while. Then she leaves.
Belarus: guy killed by Russia days ago. When the party starts dying down, Russia takes Israel, America, Germany, and Britain to see the body. Israel laughs and pokes the body with a stick. America inspects the body excitedly. Germany throws up, but takes a cell pic and faps to it later on. Britain cries at the sight of it.
Palestine: A girl who was raped and murdered by Israel years ago.
Afghanistan: Bum on the streets, who was beaten up by America for scratching his car. Russia has also beaten him, just for the fun. Deals heroin.
Somalia: Crack addict who crashes the party and starts a home invasion. Is armed and dangerous. After pistol whipping couple people is overwhelmed and beaten to death.
Hungary: A once handsome young lad, now a filthy, grumbly man. Drinks together with Poland and occasionally a few others but complains constantly.
Greece: The sketchy drunk older dude who still wears band shirts from the 80s and drinks nothing but cheap wine. He's always hitting on the younger girls and bragging to all the western countries about how he did everything they did 'before it was cool.' Is eventually kicked out and wanders the streets drunk until he bumps into Turkey and tries to mug him.
Turkey: The outcast who is ashamed of his foreign inheritance. Tries to hang out with western countries but is mostly just ridiculed by them.
America: The loudmouthed dude who struts around puffing out his chest bragging about how much he's had to drink (he got drunk after 2 beers) and generally starting shit with people.
China: The quiet, superjacked asian guy chilling in the corner who will probably wind up stomping America's shit into the ground sooner or later.
Russia: Sitting wasted on the corner, getting annoyed by America and trying to get up to start a fight.
Britain: Used to be the richest guy in the neighborhood, but recently went broke and became a pathetic chav. Kissing America's ass.
France: The annoying gay dude who is constantly surrounded by all those hot faghags you wish you could bang.
Australia: The guy passed out drunk in the corner.
Israel: America's annoying kid brother who wants to be just like him when he grows up.
Saudi Arabia: The slutty rich bitch who only puts out for the rich countries.
Iraq: Used to be hot, but has been fucked by almost everybody at the party.
Iran: Iraq's fat cockblocking friend.
Brazil: Applecheeked anal slut.
Italy: Guido.
Spain & Netherlands: Stoners.
Mexico: Wats around and steals all of America's shit once he passes out.
Canada: The /b/tard. Sits in the corner and quietly leaves early.
Japan: The kid who got invited because he's really rich, but he's also a perverted freak who no one likes.
Germany: The handsome, friendly, straight-A student and captain of the swimming team who has a secret rape and disembowelment fetish.
Belgium: The creepy pedophile. Keeps smiling all the time.
N Korea: Sitting at home wearing lingerie and lipstick, plotting to kill everyone at the party because he wasn't invited.
S Korea: N Korea's nerdy, Starcraft playing brother who no one likes but got invited anyway just to piss off N Korea.
Serbia: The violent rapist. Other countries loath him cuz he left his ex-girlfriend Bosnia permanently injured.
Austria: Couldn't come. She is being held in the basement by her father.
Norway: The newly rich fag who compensates for a small penis.
Denmark: The coward who compensates by staying home from the party with his imaginary "friends" Faroe Island and Greenland.
Sweden: The tall, blond, blue eyed, athletic and handsome fashionably dressed guy. Is appalled by the violent behaviour of some countries. Calls his boyfriend to pick him up.
Iceland: The little guy that everyone liked until he lost all his money playing poker and started begging for cash.
Finland: Sits quietly in the corner and drinks. When drunk enough is able to maintain primitive small talk. Drinks some more. Feels hyped up and enters the dance floor to perform some extremely awkward dance moves. More booze. Falls down the stairs. Tries to pick up a fight with Sweden without any particular reason. Throws up. Drinks more. Vision blurs. Tries to make love to France thinking he's a hot chick. Gets rejected. More drinks. Gets annoyed by loud America and leaves the house. Wakes up in a ditch. Thinks he had the most epic night ever.
India: Britain's ex-girlfriend who's gained about 100 lbs since breaking up with him, as well as having contracted several of his STDs.
Cuba: The dirty, smelly guy that hasn't bathed in a few months, lives on the streets, no one wants to be around. Swears he has a revolutionary idea if you just let him borrow some cash. No one knows who invited him here, because no one wants to talk to this guy, but have a feeling Russia was somehow involved.
Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania: 16 year old girls who were date raped by Russia some time ago. They leave immediately after finding out that Russia is coming.
Poland: The religious and poor guy who came by, though nobody invited him. Complains about everything, moralizes people making out and does not drink until the party is over. Then he gets wasted and cries.
Ukraine: The ex-girlfriend of Russia. Is now dating America, making out with him in front of drunken Russia. This will lead to a drunken brawl.
Pakistan: India's bitchy religious sister who fights with her over their favorite kashmir sweater. The two inevitably get into a slap fight which leads to making out and then hot drunk lesbian secks.
South Africa: Whigger.
Thailand: The slutty chick who starts to do striptease on the table.
Romania: The incredibly hairy guy that sits in a corner with his head down. Occasionally shouts out something like "Fucking pussies!" or "kick all your asses!" Keeps staring at Latvia out of the corner of his eyes.
Georgia: Didn't make it because Russia had recently beaten him half dead. Georgia's ex-girlfriend, jailbait called South Ossetia came instead. No one talks to her except for Russia. Gives Russia a blowjob in the bathroom.
The Vatican: The "nice guy" who wears a turtleneck. Has a can of coke in his hand. Claims several times that if anyone needs a ride, he'll get them where they need to go. Has raped mostly everyone at the party at some point in time.
Switzerland: The incredibly rich and bitchy cunt, who sits around for a while. Then she leaves.
Belarus: guy killed by Russia days ago. When the party starts dying down, Russia takes Israel, America, Germany, and Britain to see the body. Israel laughs and pokes the body with a stick. America inspects the body excitedly. Germany throws up, but takes a cell pic and faps to it later on. Britain cries at the sight of it.
Palestine: A girl who was raped and murdered by Israel years ago.
Afghanistan: Bum on the streets, who was beaten up by America for scratching his car. Russia has also beaten him, just for the fun. Deals heroin.
Somalia: Crack addict who crashes the party and starts a home invasion. Is armed and dangerous. After pistol whipping couple people is overwhelmed and beaten to death.
Hungary: A once handsome young lad, now a filthy, grumbly man. Drinks together with Poland and occasionally a few others but complains constantly.
Greece: The sketchy drunk older dude who still wears band shirts from the 80s and drinks nothing but cheap wine. He's always hitting on the younger girls and bragging to all the western countries about how he did everything they did 'before it was cool.' Is eventually kicked out and wanders the streets drunk until he bumps into Turkey and tries to mug him.
Turkey: The outcast who is ashamed of his foreign inheritance. Tries to hang out with western countries but is mostly just ridiculed by them.
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