Theory: Bpo Bpo (spoiler)

Just hear me out. I know my theory is pretty out there lol, but I think it makes alot of sense. I believe Bpo Bpo (Sun's dog) is actually Vincent's secret love child.

#1: Both Vincent and Bpo Bpo are fair-haired
#2: Both Vincent and Bpo Bpo have two vowels each. We know the show is meticuluously planned years in advance and the writers like to plant little clues in the dialogue. Just a coincidence? I think not!
#3 (spoiler): the 14th episode of Seson 6 is going to be called "The Canidae". I bet you a million bucks it's going to be a Vincent centric episode. And as such, it will be the perfect opportunity to delve deeper into the mystery surrounding Bpo Bpo's birth. IMO it is one of the core mysteries of LOST and I will be extremely pissed if it's not addressed before the show is over.

Admit it, it makes sense! Any thoughts?