iGod

Me:
how old are you
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.


heh hee. tässä taitaa mennä pitkä tovi kysellessä.

Me:
miksi sina et osaa suomea?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
en enaa
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Muumipeikko ja pyrstötähti
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
paljon verta
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
tottakai, miksi olet niin typera?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
jaa, tuleeko Jesus antamaan turpiin muuten?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
samaa kuin ennenkin, olet idiootti
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.

Human: Do you believe in God?
God: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

Kun mä tulen kiinni sinuun, jumalatkin uskoo minuun, vaikka itse aina uskokkaan en.

Tuli sellainen tunne, että todella kirjoittelee Jumalan kanssa. Suoritus vastaajalta ainakin vastasi sitä mielikuvaa, joka minulla on ihmisen luomasta Jumalasta. Ei hallitse hommiaan.

Me:
satan is lord
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.

Tuon halusinkin tietää. Saatana ei ole sama kuin Lucifer.

Me:
oleks pahas paikas?
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
et sit voi jutella vai?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
ei kyl se iha turkuu ol
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
mit se sul kuuluu
God:
Mit se sul kuuluu?
Me:
papukaija perkele
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
toistelet mun sanomisiani
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
et varmaa nii olekkaa
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
antaa olla, huoh
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:
Jahweh? Is that you?
God:
We have never talked about it before. Yes.
Me:
So... what's the deal with caring only about the jews, then suddenly deciding you love everybody and his dog?
God:
Yeah that's right. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Eh? Are you mentally deranged? What's that got to do with anything I just said?
God:
Are you Canadian? No I am completely normal. Do you think I should know that?
Me:
Define 'normal.'
God:
Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Me:
So you're a typical, average, ordinary god. Doesn't sound like the One True God that created the universe...
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a typical average ordinary god? Only when it matters. It does now :) sound like the One True God that created the universe.
Me:
What the fuck are you on about? Are you high?
God:
The topic is Me. Please don't be so rude. Being high is my total existence.
Me:
Being high is your total existence? Does that mean that you're only a figment of imagination? A person only thinks he's chatting with God when he's high as a kite?
God:
I don't know anyone named high is my total existence. I think it does mean that. Interesting observation. What if a robot only thinks he is chatting with God when he is high as a kite?
Me:
Your momma was a robot... bored now.
God:
You think I am momma was a robot. Oh. Try watching TV.
Me:
Like most gods, you don't make any sense. Goodbye and good riddance!
God:
Interesting comparison. See you later.