The maker of human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary central component, or heart. This is due to a malfunction in the two original prototype units, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed, “Subsequent Internal Non-morality, ” or more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily recognized by loss of moral judgment. Some other symptoms are:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental compartment
The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repa ir and service, free of charge, to correct
this S-I-N defect, at numerous locations throughout the world.
For more information, see the owner’s manual, (the Holy Bible).
For further assistance, visit your local Kingdom Hall.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids the
manufacturer’ s warranty, exposing the owner to dangers and problems too
numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being rendered
permanently inoperable.
This defect has been technically termed, “Subsequent Internal Non-morality, ” or more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily recognized by loss of moral judgment. Some other symptoms are:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental compartment
The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repa ir and service, free of charge, to correct
this S-I-N defect, at numerous locations throughout the world.
For more information, see the owner’s manual, (the Holy Bible).
For further assistance, visit your local Kingdom Hall.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids the
manufacturer’ s warranty, exposing the owner to dangers and problems too
numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being rendered
permanently inoperable.
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