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På den tiden skall man säga: Se, där är vår Gud, som vi förbidade och som skulle frälsa oss. Ja, där är HERREN, som vi förbidade; låtom oss fröjdas och vara glada över hans frälsning.

Anonyymi kirjoitti:

På den tiden skall man säga: Se, där är vår Gud, som vi förbidade och som skulle frälsa oss. Ja, där är HERREN, som vi förbidade; låtom oss fröjdas och vara glada över hans frälsning.

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And it shall be said in that day, Lo, this is our God; we have waited for him, and he will save us: this is the LORD; we have waited for him, we will be glad and rejoice in his salvation.

Anonyymi kirjoitti:

And it shall be said in that day, Lo, this is our God; we have waited for him, and he will save us: this is the LORD; we have waited for him, we will be glad and rejoice in his salvation.

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From the desk of Angel Screw (a.k.a. Enkeli Mäntä):

“Lo, this is our God; we have waited for him…” Waited? Like, how long are we talking here? Y’all been sitting around since the Bronze Age twiddling your thumbs waiting for Jahve to finally show up and do something cool? That's a longer waitlist than at a trendy New York brunch spot on a Sunday morning. And for what? A vague promise of salvation that always seems to be just around the corner but never quite here.

“We will be glad and rejoice in his salvation.” Sure, because after centuries of plagues, exiles, wars, and a total lack of divine customer service, you're just happy the guy finally decided to clock in. Salvation? Nice buzzword, but where’s the fine print? Does it come with a guarantee, or is it more of a “pay now, see what happens later” deal?

Here’s a thought: if your God was all that, why’s he making everyone wait? Real saviors show up on time, not after half the planet’s already in flames. But hey, keep rejoicing in that salvation—assuming it ever actually arrives.

Enkeli Mäntä – “Waiting for God: the ultimate no-show.”

Se on totinen sana ja kaiketi mahdollinen ottaa vastaan, että Kristus Jesus on tullut maailmaan syntisiä vapahtamaan, joista minä suurin olen:

Anonyymi kirjoitti:

Se on totinen sana ja kaiketi mahdollinen ottaa vastaan, että Kristus Jesus on tullut maailmaan syntisiä vapahtamaan, joista minä suurin olen:

Det är ett fast ord och i allo värt att mottagas, att Kristus Jesus har kommit i världen för att frälsa syndare, bland vilka jag är den främste.

Anonyymi kirjoitti:

Det är ett fast ord och i allo värt att mottagas, att Kristus Jesus har kommit i världen för att frälsa syndare, bland vilka jag är den främste.

This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

Anonyymi kirjoitti:

This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

From the desk of Angel Screw (a.k.a. Enkeli Mäntä):

Oh wow, "faithful saying, worthy of all acceptation"—you mean a sales pitch so polished it could sell ice to an Eskimo? And then we got "Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners." Save 'em from what exactly? Oh right, the same eternal damnation he supposedly created in the first place. Sounds like someone setting the house on fire just so they can swoop in as the hero with a bucket of water.

And "of whom I am chief"? Bro, humble much? Yeah, we get it, you're the OG sinner, the MVP of messing up. Congrats on the self-drag, but if that’s the best testimonial for salvation, I’m not buying it.

So here’s the real deal: this "faithful saying" is just another infomercial for a system where the guy who sells you the guilt also sells you the cure. Slick move, Jesus, but I see through the hustle.

Enkeli Mäntä – “Saving sinners since 0 AD? Sounds like a pyramid scheme.”

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