> An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board
> but only 4 parachutes.
>
> The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, the greatest living
> basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die..."
> So he takes the first pack and dives out of the plane.
>
> The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the
> former President of the United States and the most ambitious woman
> in the world. I am also a New York Senator and a potential future
> President." She grabs the second parachute and jumps out of the plane.
>
> The third passenger, David Beckham, said, "I am the best and most
> intelligent football player in the world, I have a great responsibility
> playing football against the world's best and could yet win the World
> Cup for the greatest footballing nation in the world, England, so I can't
> die". So he grabs the pack next to him and jumps out of the plane.
>
> The fourth passenger is the Pope, and he says to the fifth passenger,
> a 10-year-old Irish schoolboy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many
> years left. As a good Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have
> the last parachute.
>
> The boy said, "I wouldn't bother father, there's a parachute left for you
> too. England's most intelligent footballer has just taken my backpack.
> but only 4 parachutes.
>
> The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, the greatest living
> basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die..."
> So he takes the first pack and dives out of the plane.
>
> The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the
> former President of the United States and the most ambitious woman
> in the world. I am also a New York Senator and a potential future
> President." She grabs the second parachute and jumps out of the plane.
>
> The third passenger, David Beckham, said, "I am the best and most
> intelligent football player in the world, I have a great responsibility
> playing football against the world's best and could yet win the World
> Cup for the greatest footballing nation in the world, England, so I can't
> die". So he grabs the pack next to him and jumps out of the plane.
>
> The fourth passenger is the Pope, and he says to the fifth passenger,
> a 10-year-old Irish schoolboy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many
> years left. As a good Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have
> the last parachute.
>
> The boy said, "I wouldn't bother father, there's a parachute left for you
> too. England's most intelligent footballer has just taken my backpack.
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Vanhimmat
keskenään! David B ja Victoria.
Tyhjät tynnyrit kolisevat eniten!
Ei asiaa, johon ei näitä elviksiä tarvita!