Katto-kissa tarkkailee jos alat masturboimaan:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6e/Ceilingcat.jpg
Jos teet syntiä, kattokissa pystyy tuhoamaan sinut silmiensä laser säiteilllä:
Kattokissa pystyy tarkkailemaan kahta kohdetta yhtäaikaisesti:
http://www.renewministry.com/files/renew/el_ceiling_gato.gif
Ceiling cat
The cat that lives in your ceiling and watches you through a hole while you are masturbating.
Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate.
If Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his eye lazers, which is why noone complains. Ceiling Cat cannot be stopped. But he may be temporarily defeated.
There is a common misconception that Ceiling Cats enjoy viewing homosexual activities. This is not the case. The vast majority of Ceiling Cats are offended by these activities. It is forseen that if a Ceiling Cat witnesses a homosexual activity, it will likely pummel the dominant homosexual with whatever it can find in the attic of the aforementioned homosexual.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6e/Ceilingcat.jpg
Jos teet syntiä, kattokissa pystyy tuhoamaan sinut silmiensä laser säiteilllä:
Kattokissa pystyy tarkkailemaan kahta kohdetta yhtäaikaisesti:
http://www.renewministry.com/files/renew/el_ceiling_gato.gif
Ceiling cat
The cat that lives in your ceiling and watches you through a hole while you are masturbating.
Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate.
If Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his eye lazers, which is why noone complains. Ceiling Cat cannot be stopped. But he may be temporarily defeated.
There is a common misconception that Ceiling Cats enjoy viewing homosexual activities. This is not the case. The vast majority of Ceiling Cats are offended by these activities. It is forseen that if a Ceiling Cat witnesses a homosexual activity, it will likely pummel the dominant homosexual with whatever it can find in the attic of the aforementioned homosexual.
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