Tieteenpalvojat HULLUINA PELOSTA!

Eiköhän ne ole lähinnä kaltaisesi hihhulit jotka ovat panikoitumassa tyypilliseen tapaansa.

Hiukkaskiihdytin on sentään todellinen laite toisin kuin eräät satuhahmot. Jotkut tieteilijät ovat laskeneet, että mahdollisesti voi syntyä mikroskooppinen musta aukko, joka kuitenkin haihtuu silmänräpäyksessä.

Muitakin riskitekijähypoteesejä on spekuloitu, mutta hulluina pelosta taitavat olla ainoastaan hihhuleiden serkkulaji, foliohattu-hörhöt :)

Tässä vähän luettavaa, älkää tukehtuko nauruun. Valtaosa noista taitaa olla krisuhihujen täsmällisen lopunajanprofetiatieteen vastaansanomattomia ulostuksia :P

Menneitä maailmanloppuja:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrld.htm#past
Tulevia:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/endwrl14.htm

...ja uskontojen luonnetta valaisivampana pitäsin kuitenkin tätä:
Jeesus ite raamatun mukaan puhui puuta heinää ja ennusti jumalan valtakunnan pieleen. Mitähän tämä kertoo raamatun luotettavuudesta ja Jessen jumalallisuudesta.

Hohhoijjaa, ja voin profetioida uskovaisten suunnasta taivaan mustumista ja jatkuvia keskiraskaita raamatunlause-kuuroja. Myös paikallisia rake- ja tulikivisateita luvassa.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl16.htm

Mark 8:39 to 9:1: Jesus is recorded as saying: "Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation; of him also shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he cometh in the glory of his Father with the holy angels. And he said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That there be some of them that stand here, which shall not taste of death, till they have seen the kingdom of God come with power." i.e. Jesus was referring to the "adulterous and sinful generation" who were alive in the early 1st century CE when these words were spoken. Jesus expected that some of his audience would be alive when the "Kingdom of God" came with power.
bullet   Mark 13:30-33: Jesus is recorded as saying: "....This generation shall not pass away, until all these things be accomplished....But of that day or that hour knoweth no one, not even the angels in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is." A "generation" normally refers to a forty year interval. If Jesus spoke those words circa 29 CE, then all of the events predicted in Mark 13:24-27 would have happened on or before 69 CE: the sun and moon would have been darkened, the stars would have fallen from heaven, the Son of Man would have arrived in the clouds with great power and glory, and the angels would have collected "his elect" from around the Earth and taken them to Heaven.
bullet   Matthew 16:28: Jesus is recorded as saying: "...there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom." (KJV) As mentioned above, the early Christian movement assumed that Jesus was referring to the individuals standing in the crowd in front of him. The King James Version, cited above, does permit another alternative interpretation. Jesus might have been referring to a location and not to the crowd. He could have meant "there will be some people standing at this location sometime in the future who will see the Son of Man coming." However, other English translations make this improbable; they generally translate the passage as: "...there are some of those standing here..."

There is a further ambiguity in this passage: it is not clear from the contents whether Jesus was referring here to his own second coming, or to the arrival of another individual called the "Son of Man." This ambiguity is seen elsewhere in the Christian Scriptures (New Testament).
bullet   Matthew 24:34: Jesus is recorded as saying: "...This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled."
bullet   Luke 9:26-27: Jesus is recorded as saying: "For whosoever shall be ashamed of me and of my words, of him shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he shall come in his own glory, and in his Father's, and of the holy angels. But I tell you of a truth, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the kingdom of God." (all KJV)

Kummathan ne sitä maailmanloppua odottavat väistämättömänä tulevaksi ja jopa ottavat sen riemumielin vastaan? Uskovaiset vai tiedemiehet?

Hmmm... Vaikea kysymys...