taas pari kysymystä. Ei ole mikään ihme että hihut on sekaisin...
"Me:
Who did your head in?
God:
Pablo Picasso.
Me:
Is that why you are so fucked up?
God:
That's an interesting possible explanation.
Me:
Do you have a mother?
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
Who is he?
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
But you are not sure?
God:
Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case."
"Me:
Who did your head in?
God:
Pablo Picasso.
Me:
Is that why you are so fucked up?
God:
That's an interesting possible explanation.
Me:
Do you have a mother?
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
Who is he?
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
But you are not sure?
God:
Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case."
Vastaukset 7
Vanhimmat
Ettäkö Jumala on syntynyt itsensä kautta itseään rakastellen! Tämä on ihme! Varmaankin juuri se ihme, josta uskovaiset toitottavat.
osannut ?
toki tuo Jumala osaa suomea mutta oli kohtelias ja vastasi samalla kielellä millä kysyttiin.
*ttu vajakit, *kele
Oh, my God, You´ve met the Cat, bubis?
- Yeah, she is so cool as a designed
We both, as you know, are keen to know whether there is an other allmighty power?
- no, there are not. Even those rumous about Perkele are nonsense..... Ah, sorry, such a challenge to have the brain with me, no, there is no kamelikuskien jeesus ja jumala, that does not exist at all.
How about severe whipping?
- yes, you´ll have your toy.
Happy nonsense to you
- pöhkis
Toi God on hassu tapaus.
Me:
Hi God. I have a question for You.
God:
Hello there. What is your name? What is it ?
Me:
No, i ask and you answer. Then it is my turn to answer for your questions.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. That's good information: said I answer. Congratulations, .
Me:
If you and Allah would fight, which one would win?
God:
What makes you think I would and Allah?
Me:
Well, Allah thinks you are a wrong kind of god
God:
Well that's okay. Do a lot of people think I am a wrong kind of god?
Me:
Yeah, are you?
God:
Hmm. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Since you are not sure or you fear the truth?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
God, i am your father
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Jewish?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Well, im sitting at couch
God:
Interesting. Tell me a little about your life in at couch.
Me:
Currently i am talking with you
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
If in the beginning there were absolut epmtyness, where you did come from?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
So there werent absolute emptyne?
God:
Ugh. Where did they go?
Me:
Who?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
You like Einstein?
God:
He was a brilliant man.
Me:
Is Jesus brilliant too?
Tässä vaiheessa God meni mitä ilmeisemmin jumiin tai on epävarma vastauksestaan koska on nyt pohtinut vastausta reilut 15 minuuttia :D
Me:
Do you have a navel?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a navel.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Where is the holy spirit?
God:
The holy spirit? Where is it?
Me:
How is your sex-life?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
Why do you kill people?
God:
I do not kill.
Me:
Yes you do
God:
Excuse me! When do I do it?
Me:
Every day
God:
Even on weekends?
Me:
Every day, as I said
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
Do you have teeth?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
How many children do you have?
God:
How many children do you want?
Me:
Are stupid or something?
God:
Or something. I really couldn't say for sure.
Rupesin puhumaan kielillä (eräs afrikkalainen murre tsekin aksentilla) Jumalan tavatessani:
Julli:
Umamaamaa kreek, umamaamaa kreek, umamaamaa kreek!
Minä:
Tzzrrrtssrr!
Julli:
Wata wata sad?
Minä:
Tzzrrrtssrr!
Julli:
Täts! Täts blood infan!
Käännös:
God:
Good morning, good morning, good morning!
Me:
Goodbye!
God:
What did you say?
Me:
Goodbye!
God:
Oh, tank you very much indeed!