EU: But you said you loved me!
US: (sigh) There you go again.
EU: I left everything behind for you. Democracy, market regulations, state-owned companies, social welfare, an independent foreign policy.
US: (lighting a cigarette): pffff… Nobody forced you.
EU: I could have been an international star, you know?
US: Yeah, yeah, blah, blah …
EU: The whole world had hope in me! Now it’s that slut, Latin America, who’s showing off with her crummy progressive policies.
US: Oh that one … She was a hotty. I must admit it was fun at the time. But it’s over (for the time being). Now, you’re my bitch.
EU: (sniffing): Seriously? You’re not joking?
US: You are, you’re my little bitch. Come here.
EU: Are you going to hit me?
US: What? Of course not! What’s wrong with you?
EU: Latin America … She says you’re arrogant, and violent. She says that you have no friends, only interests.
US: She’s crazy. Forget her. C’mon, come here my little bitch.
EU: Oh Sam … Sam …
http://williamblum.org/aer/read/126
US: (sigh) There you go again.
EU: I left everything behind for you. Democracy, market regulations, state-owned companies, social welfare, an independent foreign policy.
US: (lighting a cigarette): pffff… Nobody forced you.
EU: I could have been an international star, you know?
US: Yeah, yeah, blah, blah …
EU: The whole world had hope in me! Now it’s that slut, Latin America, who’s showing off with her crummy progressive policies.
US: Oh that one … She was a hotty. I must admit it was fun at the time. But it’s over (for the time being). Now, you’re my bitch.
EU: (sniffing): Seriously? You’re not joking?
US: You are, you’re my little bitch. Come here.
EU: Are you going to hit me?
US: What? Of course not! What’s wrong with you?
EU: Latin America … She says you’re arrogant, and violent. She says that you have no friends, only interests.
US: She’s crazy. Forget her. C’mon, come here my little bitch.
EU: Oh Sam … Sam …
http://williamblum.org/aer/read/126
Vastaukset 3
Vanhimmat
Eurooppa on miehitetty maanosa. Sotilaallisesti ja henkisesti. Mutta ehkä Krimin tapahtumat käynnistävät ketjureaktion, eurooppalaisen kevään. Venäjä vapautti Euroopan jo kaksi kertaa ensin Napoleonin, myöhemmin Hitlerin tyranniasta. Ehkä kolmas kerta on meidän aikanamme. Venäjän tehtävä on messiaaninen.
vaikuttaa olevan täysin vapautettu.
Jostain syystä aiempi venäläismiehitys romahti 80-luvun lopussa. Vaikuttaa siltä, että tilausta uudelle ei ole.
Valitan, Koroljov. Sinun ja Putinin kuningasajatus Euraasian Taikapiiristä on viimeistään nyt kuollut.
Jos se Lukashenko vielä. Jos se vielä vie valkon valtion kassan Rostoviin. Ehkä sen voimalla sitten.