Suppose I would like kindly deposit my Sperm

You should try women's studies lectures at the university. The women there are for public use.

Vulvaan? Miksi joku haluaisi lahjoittaa siemenensä vulvaan?

Voi poikakullat, kun teillä ei ole ei niin pienintäkään ymmärrystä naisten anatomiasta!

Dear Reza ul Ismail,

We thank you for your amicable letter and welcome the approximation of our national heritages.

Finland is not only a land of many lakes, but a country where we believe that something which was gained without effort, is not really worth much anything at all. This belief is clearly visible on this website, as you might have noticed. So you better be prepared for some effort.(if you're not sufficiently supplied with blood, sweat and shit, please contact a chap called J. Turkka)

For deposits of your nature we recommend you to visit our National Park called Seitseminen. You shall chant the hymn Seitsemän kertaa seitsemän and after your chant, moon cordially to the wolves (I do trust you know what mooning means). When you hear the wolves howl, you'll need to strip down naked.

If the stars are aligned correctly and the sight of your naked body pleases the wolves of Seitseminen, your bitch will appear.

I trust this helps, sincerely