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IMMIGRANT IN FINLAND


A Somali arrives in Helsinki as a new immigrant to Finland.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says:
"Thank you Mr. Finland for letting me in this Country!"

But the passer-by says:
"You are mistaken, I am Estonian".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by:
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Finland!"

The person says:
"I no Finland, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says: "Thank you for the wonderful
Finland!"

That person puts up his hand and says:
"I am from Middle East, I am not a Finn!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously:
"Are you a Finn?"

She says:
"No, I am from Russia!"

So he is puzzled, and asks her:
"Where are all the Finns?"

The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...
"Probably at work."

...että tää kyseinen henkilö ei halua ottaa sinuun enää yhteyttä???
Mietipä sitä!

Sillä muuten on vaimo, joka sai selville Jaken puuhastelut. Liitto on nyt katkolla ja Jakella totiset paikat, joka vaimo tai nettinaiset. Ja tämä on totinen tosi!