When is Finland going to win in ESC?
15 C - People in Spain are wearing winter clothes and gloves (Finns are sunbathing, working on their tan)
10 C - People in France are trying to turn their heating on (Finns are planting flowers in their gardens)
5 C - Italian cars won't start (Finns are driving around in cabriolets)
0 C - Distilled water freezes (Water in river Vantaa becomes bit denser)
-5 C - People in California freeze to death (Finns are having their last barbecue before winter)
-10 C - In UK the heating season starts (Finns start to wear long pants)
-20 C - Finns are finishing their Midsummer festival. The autumn has arrived.
-30 C - Greeks are freezing to death and disappear from the Earth (Finns start to dry their laundry inside)
-40 C - Paris starts to crack because of cold (Finns are standing in the line for hot-dog)
-50 C - Polar Bears are evacuating from North Pole (Finnish army starts to prepare for winter camp, awaiting real winter)
-60 C - Korvantunturi is frozen (Finns rent movies and stay at home)
-70 C - Santa Clause migrates to the south ( Finns are frustrated because they can't leave their Kossu outside, Finnish army is going out for a winter camp)
-183 C - Bacteria in the food can't survive (Finnish cows notice that farmers have cold hands)
-273 C - Everything, even atoms, stop moving (Finns say: "It's bloody cold outside today")
-300 C - Hell freezes over. (FINLAND WINS ESC!!!)
15 C - People in Spain are wearing winter clothes and gloves (Finns are sunbathing, working on their tan)
10 C - People in France are trying to turn their heating on (Finns are planting flowers in their gardens)
5 C - Italian cars won't start (Finns are driving around in cabriolets)
0 C - Distilled water freezes (Water in river Vantaa becomes bit denser)
-5 C - People in California freeze to death (Finns are having their last barbecue before winter)
-10 C - In UK the heating season starts (Finns start to wear long pants)
-20 C - Finns are finishing their Midsummer festival. The autumn has arrived.
-30 C - Greeks are freezing to death and disappear from the Earth (Finns start to dry their laundry inside)
-40 C - Paris starts to crack because of cold (Finns are standing in the line for hot-dog)
-50 C - Polar Bears are evacuating from North Pole (Finnish army starts to prepare for winter camp, awaiting real winter)
-60 C - Korvantunturi is frozen (Finns rent movies and stay at home)
-70 C - Santa Clause migrates to the south ( Finns are frustrated because they can't leave their Kossu outside, Finnish army is going out for a winter camp)
-183 C - Bacteria in the food can't survive (Finnish cows notice that farmers have cold hands)
-273 C - Everything, even atoms, stop moving (Finns say: "It's bloody cold outside today")
-300 C - Hell freezes over. (FINLAND WINS ESC!!!)
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Vanhimmat
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Mutta mikäs siinä. Vaikkei nyt aivan jäätyisi, niin eiköhän helvetissä tänä vuonna ole hiukan tavallista viileampää.
Niin tein, mutta oli niin hauska, että oli pakko laittaa tänne niiden ihmisten pällisteltäväksi jotka vitsiä osaa arvostaa xD
Ja ei siis ollut tarkoitettu mitenkään Lordia pilkatakseni. Ihan huumorimielellä :)
Loordiii voittoooon!
myös ruotsiksi sama juttu.
Lordille pojot!!!!!