Haapajärveläinen vaimo

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The best excuse for having an affair!
The haapajärvi wife came home early to find her husband making love to a beautiful sexy young woman.
"You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your five children! I'm leaving this house and I want a divorce!"
The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened."
"It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you cheating creep."
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her into my car. I noticed she was very thin, not well dressed and dirty.
She mentioned she had not eaten for three days. Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain more weight. When I served them to her, the poor young thing, practically inhaled them.
Since she was dirty I asked her if she'd like to bathe. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were worn-out and full of holes so I threw them away.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you no longer wear because they're too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you dont wear because I don't have good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you won't wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair.
After she dressed, I walked the young woman to the door where she turned around and with tears of gratitude streaming down her cheeks.
She asked me, "Sir, do you have anything else your wife doesn't use?"

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    Anonyymi (Kirjaudu / Rekisteröidy)
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      Tää oli hyvä

    • jep jep

      jusa opettele suomea tai katoa............

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    1. Ikävöin sinua kokoyön!

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    2. KALAJOEN UIMAVALVONTA

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    3. Jos sinä olisit pyrkimässä elämääni takaisin

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      Jätelautta ajautunut merelle ja lapsi uponnut jätelautan alle?
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      Eivät osanneet suomea nimittäin.
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      Niin sitten minä teen Takusta asiaa.
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      Mies?
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