Tää on niin PARAS! Mutta enkkulaksi, kylla te osaatte -->
"I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave
myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?". I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mummy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
I am NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!
"I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave
myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?". I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mummy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
I am NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!
Vastaukset 6
Vanhimmat
aika paha :-)))))))))
Enpä ole vielä kimallepimppaa nähnyt! Ehkä tulevaa muotia, kunhan posliini käy liian tavanomaiseksi :)
Mies 40
Tulipa mieleen, että yksi asia Suomessa on erittäin hyvä ja se on alapesusuihku! Sitä kaipaan aina ulkomailla ja sen kätevyyttä jaksan ihastella kotona!
....ja sillä on muitakin käteviä piirteitä ;-)
On ihan kohteliasta tehdä muiden työtehtävät mieluisammiksi keinolla millä hyvänsä.
Ja sitten tartun samaan juttuun kuin tuossa edellä: ei ole luotaantyöntävämpää ja epähygieenisempää kylpyhuoneilmiötä kuin noiden anglosaksien pesulaput. Hurraa, käsisuihkut!
Lukenut ihan saman stoorin suomeksi. :D
oli sanattu että kyseinen juttu olisi voittanut jonkun australialaisen radioaseman noloin juttu- kilpailun.