Boys were learning much more than teamwork in Little League. They also learned the value of rotating the talent. When boys grow up and become men, they’ll apply this principle to their love lives too. It’s ingenious when you understand how it works.
Single males have their starting lineup of MVP’s,. then their Second String Girls, who like him just a little more than he likes them, and finally his Romantic Replacements, who are kept in a holding pattern and while waiting for him on the bench.
His MVP’s are usually the women he thinks he’ll have the most mind-blowing sex with. The rest are put into romantic rotation.
And believe me, men don’t feel one shred of guilt about it because, after all, they’re not married, so they don’t have to act like they are. Maybe they have a point!
The Male String Theory of Dating hinges upon the: "If you’re dumb enough not to ask me, I’m not going to be stupid enough to tell you" policy.
Sidebar: It’s amazing that women don’t ask the men they’re sleeping with if they’re currently sexually involved with other women, and how many. If you did, you’d probably be shocked by the answer!
Single males have their starting lineup of MVP’s,. then their Second String Girls, who like him just a little more than he likes them, and finally his Romantic Replacements, who are kept in a holding pattern and while waiting for him on the bench.
His MVP’s are usually the women he thinks he’ll have the most mind-blowing sex with. The rest are put into romantic rotation.
And believe me, men don’t feel one shred of guilt about it because, after all, they’re not married, so they don’t have to act like they are. Maybe they have a point!
The Male String Theory of Dating hinges upon the: "If you’re dumb enough not to ask me, I’m not going to be stupid enough to tell you" policy.
Sidebar: It’s amazing that women don’t ask the men they’re sleeping with if they’re currently sexually involved with other women, and how many. If you did, you’d probably be shocked by the answer!
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totta? Mistä minä tiedän, mikä yhteys on baseballilla ja ihmissuhdepeleillä. Omasta puolestani voin sanoa, että jo yksi nainen on tarpeeksi rasittava; en todellakaan jaksaisi pyörittää useampaa.