Eräs kaveri kertoi vertauksen kristinuskojen eroista:
Herätysliikkeessä oleva juoksee Jeesuksen perässä vaikka järveen.
Luterilainen seisoo rannalla ja kysyy:"Mihin Raamatun kohtaan tuo perustuu?"
Ortodoksi huutaa rannalta:"Onko lämmintä vettä?"
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hihih..toinen;
olipa kerran ortodoksi mummo,joka pääsiäisen aikaan vieraili luterilaisessa pääsiäisjuhlassa. Kun mummon eteen sitten iskettiin mämmiä täynnä oleva jälkiruokakulho,katsoi mummo kulhoa tovin ja totesi tyynesti,että "noh,sellainen pasha,millainen uskonto!" Juups,ja tuon vitsin kertoi muuten julkisesti muistaakseni peräti isä Mitro,joten nou hätä,meillä orpoboxeilla SAATTAA olla hiukan hurttia huumoria toisinaan...(hyväntahtoisesti,toki) ;)Ou nou..
Oon kai ollu liikaa lomalla auringossa tai sit huono ortodoksi mut multa meni toi vitsi ohi..:Draise money
A priest wanted to raise money for his church, and being told that therewas a future in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter
him in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for a
horse was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might just as well enter it in the
race. To his surprise, the Donkey came in third. The next day, the
racing sheet carried this headline: "PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS".
The priest was pleased with the donkey and entered it in the races
again. This time it won. The paper read: "PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT".
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in anymore races. The newspapers read:
"BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS".
This was just too much for the bishop and he ordered the priest to get
rid of the donkey. The priest gave the donkey to a nun at a nearby
convent and the headlines read: "NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN".
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to dispose
of the donkey. She sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The paper stated:
"NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS".
They buried the Bishop the next day......