Conversation in a "restaurant"
Nearly every woman in Finland who has been in a disco, has been the subject to this traditional exchange of words. Here it is, translated as accurately as possible:
Very drunk man* (approaching the woman): "Would ya dance with me?!"
Woman: "NO!"
Very drunk man: "fuck you then, you whore!" (in Finnish: "Haista sitten vittu, saatanan huora!")
*Note: Finnish men never dare to approach a woman before they have drunk a lot of alcohol.
Other subjects of conversation are sex and drinking stories, the latter consisting of people's exploits while absolutely stoned. They include violence, being arrested by police, etc.
Women talk about which men are the biggest and hardest, while men boast about the incredible number of women they've been with, and give hints to others about the "easy" women. Younger folk concentrate more on drinking stories, as they are, without exception, too shy losers to even talk to the opposite sex, and thus never get laid.
Men also talk about cars, and ice hockey, an extremely violent and stupid sport, which is very popular among the lower and middle classes. In this millennium, they also talk about computers and cellular phones, but those subjects get harder the more drunk they become.
Nearly every woman in Finland who has been in a disco, has been the subject to this traditional exchange of words. Here it is, translated as accurately as possible:
Very drunk man* (approaching the woman): "Would ya dance with me?!"
Woman: "NO!"
Very drunk man: "fuck you then, you whore!" (in Finnish: "Haista sitten vittu, saatanan huora!")
*Note: Finnish men never dare to approach a woman before they have drunk a lot of alcohol.
Other subjects of conversation are sex and drinking stories, the latter consisting of people's exploits while absolutely stoned. They include violence, being arrested by police, etc.
Women talk about which men are the biggest and hardest, while men boast about the incredible number of women they've been with, and give hints to others about the "easy" women. Younger folk concentrate more on drinking stories, as they are, without exception, too shy losers to even talk to the opposite sex, and thus never get laid.
Men also talk about cars, and ice hockey, an extremely violent and stupid sport, which is very popular among the lower and middle classes. In this millennium, they also talk about computers and cellular phones, but those subjects get harder the more drunk they become.
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