AT Songs - Piano Man (K-16)

It's 23:00 a clock on a saturday,
The regular crowd baffles teens,

There's a 30 year old man sitting next to teens,
Drowning love to his tonic and gin,

He says "Girls, can you give me an YT-feel, I'm not really sure how it goes,
but it's wet and it's sweet and I knew it for real, when I saw a decade's worth of porn"

La La La Di
Dee Da,
La Di Di Dee Dee Da Da,
Dum,

Sing us a song you're the AT-man,
Bring us a bong tonight,
See we're not in a mood for a melancholy,
You've got teens feeling uptight,

Now Eino in the bar
is a fiend of mine,
He gets him his virgins for free,
And he's quick with a joke,
and to bring up his bone,
But there's one thing he could never be,

He says "AT, I believe this is thrilling me"
As a teen smiled at his face,
"Well I'm sure that I could be an adult star,
If I could break out of this state"

Now Johnny is an unemployed forumist,
Who never had a chance in his life,
And he's talking with Davy,
who's still got no lady,
And probably won't have for life,

And the waitress is measuring YT-dicks,
As the AT-men slowly turn home,
Yes they're sharing a thing called loneliness,
But it's better than sleeping with whores,

Sing us a song, you're the AT-man,
Get out your schlong tonight,
Cause teens are in the mood for a showreel,
And you had them feeling all fright,

It's a pretty young crowd for a saturday,
and an old woman gives me a smile,
Cause she knows it ain't me,
Teens are hurting to see,
And open their thighs for a while,

And her voice sounds like a carnage,
And her skirt smells like in pee,
And teens sit at afar and tempt YT's from the bar,
And say "Damn, what was he doing here?"
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Elton John kirjoitti:

It's 23:00 a clock on a saturday,
The regular crowd baffles teens,

There's a 30 year old man sitting next to teens,
Drowning love to his tonic and gin,

He says "Girls, can you give me an YT-feel, I'm not really sure how it goes,
but it's wet and it's sweet and I knew it for real, when I saw a decade's worth of porn"

La La La Di
Dee Da,
La Di Di Dee Dee Da Da,
Dum,

Sing us a song you're the AT-man,
Bring us a bong tonight,
See we're not in a mood for a melancholy,
You've got teens feeling uptight,

Now Eino in the bar
is a fiend of mine,
He gets him his virgins for free,
And he's quick with a joke,
and to bring up his bone,
But there's one thing he could never be,

He says "AT, I believe this is thrilling me"
As a teen smiled at his face,
"Well I'm sure that I could be an adult star,
If I could break out of this state"

Now Johnny is an unemployed forumist,
Who never had a chance in his life,
And he's talking with Davy,
who's still got no lady,
And probably won't have for life,

And the waitress is measuring YT-dicks,
As the AT-men slowly turn home,
Yes they're sharing a thing called loneliness,
But it's better than sleeping with whores,

Sing us a song, you're the AT-man,
Get out your schlong tonight,
Cause teens are in the mood for a showreel,
And you had them feeling all fright,

It's a pretty young crowd for a saturday,
and an old woman gives me a smile,
Cause she knows it ain't me,
Teens are hurting to see,
And open their thighs for a while,

And her voice sounds like a carnage,
And her skirt smells like in pee,
And teens sit at afar and tempt YT's from the bar,
And say "Damn, what was he doing here?"

Anonyymi
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