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Lähettäjä:Casablanca ([email protected])
Aihe:Tanja Karpela and the return of Karelia
Keskusteluryhmät:soc.culture.nordic
Päivämäärä:2001-11-30 11:01:15 PST

Now, we are talking about a lovely girl. She was elected to the parliament
as a former Miss Finland 1991. You will remember, perhaps. This was most
probably the main point of her political standpoint. She was the dream of
every male of Finland, especially when she used to model for underwear and
appeared in almost every catalogue of lacy lingerie. My goodness, was she
beautiful - although my girl-friend, green with jealousy, tells me she
really looks 40.

But I guess my girl-friend is not fair.

Now, we know that Tanja is a girl who wants a future. She has got elbows in
titanium. She does her best to appear serious and "to the point". She can be
agressive. She gets together with the right people. She simply refuses that
we ever might remember that she was... who she was. What a pity. Her next
election will not be based on her former attributes, but on the new image,
built by some team of advisers who are doing a very dirty job. Rats, rats,
rats. We had a potential Cicciolina, we may get a second Mother Theresa
(although, a prettier one).

We know as well that she is ambitious, and rightly so. With her physique,
the sky is her limit. I would see her as the next president of Finland. We
want a girl as a president: it is beautiful, fashionable and shows the open
mindedness of the Finns. Hence clearly better than the somewhat less pretty
Tarja Halonen. Anyway, the president is a figure without any power, so... at
least we would have here a good representation of Finland, and italian
stallions would fly to Finland in droves, in order to propose to wild tall
blond nordic females; they would boost the rate of occupancy of most hotels,
and drink horribly expensive vodka at the 10th floor (Sokos Building, open
from 8pm until 2am). Business would be smooth.

Further, next meeting with Putin, she could speak again about the return of
Karelia: we know that Tarja tried her luck with this story with Vladimir,
without any result. Now, imagine that Tanja would speak about that, in the
secrecy of some hotel room. I bet we would get Vyborg back in no time. Tanja
would go down in History as the girl who brought Finland back together. The
statue of Stålberg would be put down and replaced by the one of our new
heroine.