Englanninkielisiä vitsejä

-Are you okay?
-No, i'm Steve.

pleasures has a munk?"
"None"

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name!!"

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Why is 6 affraid of 7?







Because 7 8 9

:D

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things...
1 -The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 -The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 -I'm a 6 feet tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 -The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 -The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. You're not. He has a date coming over tonight. But you only have one ass.

Feel better?

The taxi driver picks up a nun. After a little while, he turns and says to the nun, "Sister, I've always wondered what it would be like to get a blowjob from a nun." The nun smiles and says, "Well, perhaps I can grant your wish if you are Catholic and go to church." The cabbie says, "Yes, I am Catholic and, yes, I go to church." So, he pulls over and the nun gives him the best blowjob he ever had. They get back on the road and, as he's about to drop the nun off, the cab driver says, "Sister, I have a confession. I'm not Catholic. I'm Jewish, and I don't go to church." The nun says, "I, too, have a confession. My name is Dave and I'm going to a costume party."

A Side Order of Blondes

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," yells the other blonde.

A Side Order of Blondes

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," yells the other blonde.

oli paras?

Moro

david beats a meat, and next he beats his seat(car) and by getting drunked (by drinking heavily 100% pirtu alcohol) he beats his friend (whos last name is peat). Is this a humorous poem? Onks tää humoristinen runo(verbaaliakrobatiaa vähän juice leskisen riimittelytyyliin??)