MMies vie poikuuteni!

aivan niin..

Taikasandaaleista :)

Magic Sandals


A Married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They
Were touring around the market-place looking at
The goods and such, when they passed a small
Sandal shop.

From inside they heard the
Shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You
Foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble Shop.'

So the married couple walked In.
The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some
Special sandals I tink you would be interested
In. Dey makes you wild at sex.'

Well, the
Wife was really interested in buying the sandals
After what the
Man claimed, but her husband
Felt he really didn't need them,
Being the
Sex God that he was.

The husband asked
The man, 'How could sandals make you a sex
Freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try
Dem on, Mon.'

Well, the husband, after
Some badgering from his wife, finally gave in
And tried them on.

As soon as he slipped
Them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
Eyes, something his wife hadn't seen
Before!!

In the blink of an eye, the
Husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the
Table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his
Own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the
Jamaican's thighs.


The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de
Wrong feet!'