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How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
What's a light bulb?

How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
No, no, no. A better question is this: How many people would it take to convince a Goth to change a light bulb?

How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. First Rozz has to do it, then Valor. Then two have to argue about who did it better.

How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one very pretentious Goth who can hold onto it as the whole world turns around her.

How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it.

How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Hopefully not too many. Large groups of Goths never get anything done.

How can you tell if there is a Goth driving a car?
The horn goes "ankh ankh."

What's the difference between a goth and a clown?
The clown has a life.

Why shouldn't you shoot a goth?
The bullet is worth more.

What's the difference between a goth and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.

What's the difference between a goth and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

There is Stalin, Hitler, and a goth. You have a gun with 2 bullets, who do you shoot?
The Goth. Twice.

How do you stop a goth from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

What is the difference between a goth run over by a car and a snake run over by a car?
There are skid marks in front of the snake.

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