I went to the store in Tuuri the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about gi…
A farmhand in Haapajärvi is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. …
Hinkkooskumi !!!
Käki munii toisten pesii ja Satiainen pesii toisten munii !!!!!
Räplääs ittes märiäks silläaikaa ko mää käy paskalla !!
PAREE KUNNON KOHOMELO KO VITISELEVÄNÄ !! sanoo Jaakkoo Juhannuspäivänä
The salesman stopped at a farmhouse in Vimpeli one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant room. "I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promis…
A man in Haapajärvi was in a bar drinking a beer. Every time he took a drink, he would slosh it around in his mouth, spit it out in the floor, and say, "Motherfucker sure can drive". He did this a few times and he was a…
Mikä o Pohjolaane Miahuuskoes ? Mee Pohojalaasehe kapakkaha pikkutunneella pöhönäästen joukkoho ja huura notta kaikki PAINIJAT JA PESÄPAALLOOLIJAT O HOMOJA !!!!
Herra Väänänen, the biology instructor at a Veteli girl's junior college of Jusa's fans, said during class, "Pikku Liisa, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expand…
Meitä on yli kymmenen jusa fanii täällä Pohjanmaalla. Me pidetään jusa-iltoja ja luetaan jusa-vitsejä!! Liittykää jusa-fanclubiin!! Me ollaan parikymppisii naisii ja voin sanoo.. hyvännäköisii. Toisilla pienet tissit...…
Two men in Veteli are in a doctor's office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy...the nurse comes into the room & tells both men "Strip & put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done…
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair in Nivala when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic fu…
Tärkeilijä peräkorven tai paskoomäen juurelta no sehän on JUSA
A Haapajärvi FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BEL…
A Nivala man went to the doctor's and said, "Doc, you gotta help me out, I'm constantly farting. Only they are silent and don't smell, in fact i've farted 5 times since coming in this room." The Doctor looked at him and…
The Veteli mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I am going to give you a prescription for some tranquillizers that I want you to start taking regula…
A Haapajärvi guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" he says. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket …
kyllä tänään luin loisto vitsin. mies oli katolla korjaamassa kattoa ja vaimo teki ruokaa. mies tipahti katolta mutta ehti ikkunan kohdalla huutaa akalleen "LAITA RUOKAA VAAN ITTELLES,MINÄ SYÖN TÄNÄÄN SAIRAALASSA" KYLLÄ…
The best excuse for having an affair! The haapajärvi wife came home early to find her husband making love to a beautiful sexy young woman. "You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you do this to…
