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NOT ORIGONAL DOCUMEMTS – MADE WITHOUT CREATOR’S CONSENT
NOT ORIGONAL DOCUMEMTS – MADE WITHOUT CREATOR’S CONSENT
Did you ever want to be David Copperfield and cut yourself in half and walk
down the street and scare people? Well, now you can at a fraction of the cost.
(And time to build the illusion) Give someone a laser pen and ask if they saw the
Copperfield special. You did? I can do that. Pick up a board "for protection" and
hand someone a laser pen and turn it on. Ask them to slice you across the waist
to be careful not to hit anyone else. The laser cuts through you and the board
and the audience slowly sees your top half SLIDE OFF OF THE BOTTOM HALF!
EERIE!
The coolest part of this illusion is that you actually cut yourself in half! So, the
next time someone asks if you can cut a person in half you can say, "Yeah, me!"
The gimmick can be made in about ten minutes with stuff you already have
around the house.
Needed: A T-shirt made of strong material. Not just 50/50 cotton and it should
not fit very tight or very lose on you – it should fit you well. You also need:
• A pair of scissors
• A board measuring 20 x24 (or two boards each 20x12 with a hinge) Paint
a line down the center of the 24” dimension and paint one side black and
the other side white.
To build – Take your scissors and cut a straight line from the base of the sleeve
to the end of the shirt on both sides. The cut should be so that if you we were
wearing the shirt and had your arms straight at your sides, the cuts would be
invisible.
PRESENTATION: In presentation, this would be assuming you were performing
street magic and your board was off to the side. You would be wearing a larger
shirt or jacket to cover the cuts in the shirt and your shirt would be tucked in to
prevent “swinging.”
When you are ready to perform the illusion; grab your board and cover your
mid-drift section. Remove the jacket and un-tuck your shirt (being careful).
Now, stand so that your audience sees your profile (from the left or right) and
hold your board so that the small dimension is covering the slit in your shirt,
wedged right under your arm pit and being held by your hand on the outside.
The board should also be about center on your stance.
NOT ORIGONAL DOCUMEMTS – MADE WITHOUT CREATOR’S CONSENT
NOT ORIGONAL DOCUMEMTS – MADE WITHOUT CREATOR’S CONSENT
Now for the effect, (and this will take slow practice) lean forward so that you
look as though your top half is sliding forward off of your pants. The audience
should see your shirt “swing forward” but to them it will look as though you are
in the shirt coming into view. The two colors of the board will help create an
optical illusion of your center of gravity and assist your viewers in believing you
are separated.
Be careful not to:
• Slide too far and expose your back leaning
• Tilt or slant your neck – keep it straight with your shoulders.
Slide right back – tuck your shirt in and drop the board.
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