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Vetää herne nenään

Tietääkö kukaan mikä olisi hyvä englanninkielinen vastine lausahdukselle "vetää herne nenään"? Itse en ole löytänyt mitään sellaista. Ehkä se on täysin suomalainen lause eikä sillä vain ole mitään englanninkielistä vast…
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England!!

Oi! Where do all the England fans watch the games in Finland? Do you have a local in or near Espoo? Are there any singles there or just men with families? :-p) I'm single and miles away from home, I need company! It's a…
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Shooting the fish

As the summer cottage season is here I'd like to ask is it allowed to shoot the fish? I usually put the fish on a sandy or muddy lakebank and kill it painlassly By shooting. For that purpose I have an old parabellum of …
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Prozac and Valium

When I take some prozac and valium feels like been baptised with helium. Mind is a bubble fragile as old school. Tomorrow`s hard coffin is built by softest tool. Rap myself out with moonwalk. Leave the stage for prima d…
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Losing me accent!

I used to have a BEAUTIFUL Mancunian accent, but now I'm losin' it! HELP!! Just realised it some days ago. I haven't had a chance to speak too much English recently... I thought accents are sommit u can't lose but obvio…
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Merry Christmas to everyone!

An exceedingly fat parasite bum alcoholic wanted to play the role of Santa, but as it happens, there was a big sauna scoop sticking out from the arse of the false Santa. The drunks got mad because of this and so the per…
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Kysymys palstan neegereille!

Kysymys palstan neegereille! Miten nyky elämänne poikkeaa jos vertaatte sitä entiseen elämäänne? Onko teillä ikävä sitä vuohenpaskaa joka peitti hauraan majanne lattian? Ikävöittekö niitä kilometrien pituisia vedenhakum…
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Suomi-englanti sanakirja

Suositelkaa jotakin hyvää suomi-englanti-suomisanakirjaa. Kirjan pitäisi olla monipuolinen ja eikä kovin kallis.
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world look

world is making place for alien appearence on earth. before - war as protests: africa-turkey-ukraina and next russia. woman are taking their places. russian strict old regime is to become more gentle. how it will happen…
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Evil can be lifted

I sent a note to Karen Hudes, a former World Bank lawyer, sacked for blowing the whizzle about the corruption in the bank. Her report can be found on the UK Parliament website. She also has her own website. This is what…
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Dallas idiot

How did I manage to shot J.F.K. And later his brother Robert?? ``In mentally good shape`` Like doctor say. That ass licking puppet. It was easy to pick up rifle in Dallas cos my daddy is governor Wallace. You think I`m …
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Cousins

Inside A-pain. There is bunch of B-pains. Sometimes( too rare ) they take A and B holidays in S-pain.
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Green card society

Dog bless America. While siamese cats are on the run. Climate dough swells with pride though alliances are gone. Big American code. Knows that I am clean. One line wonders can`t kick mister Bean. Trying to be as untouch…
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Realia Tapiola, dreadful service. Any advice?

The company above-mentioned are the responsible to manage our Company Building. When I moved I tried to get information in general and in specific issues related to the common life in the building. The answer was that '…
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Looking for new friends in Helsinki

Hi there, I'm 31-year old guy living in Helsinki. My flatmate just went to student exchange in Australia for six months. So now I'm looking for new friend(s) in Helsinki. I would love to have a nice long walk in downtow…
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Are there any British people in Helsinki?

And if there are, then where exactly should one be looking for them? I don't know which way to look, and I think I've looked everywhere, and I've never found anyone yet. I am just looking for friends, someone to speak E…
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How does finnish sound like for foreigners?

Hey! Im interested in knowing how does the finnish language(spoken) sound like for the foreigners especially for americans and englishmen. Could u compare it to any other language. Does it sound pretty/ugly? I know that…
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Please help us to get

rid of kolonialism and useless swedish language in Finland. Here we have to study the ancient swedish tongue only because the small swedish party manages to get two ministers into the Government every year. Is that not …