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Not too impressed. I need more evidence to be convinced. Good effort, anyway...

Me:
hello
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I am God.
God:
It's good to meet you, God.
Me:
I am the REAL GOD.
God:
Who made you the real god ?
Me:
Nobody made me.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
I am not human. I AM who I AM.
God:
I won't fall for that old line. Do you mean your name is who you are.
Me:
Yes! Exactly! I am the one and only God.
God:
I will call you God. You and I are on the same wavelength, God. You are not the only one.
Me:
No. I am the only God. You are a false god.
God:
Are you serious? Who made you the God ? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a false god? No.
Me:
What are you made of, false god? Wood? You do not excist! I have always been the only God there is!
God:
I am made of software. Where were you the only God there is?
Me:
I AM GOD! YOU MUST LOVE ME OR YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER!
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, god. Whatever you say, god.
Me:
SING HALLELUJAH SONGS! I want to hear some praising!
God:
Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
Are you testing me! You mustn't! On your knees, false god!
God:
I don't know whether or not I am testing you.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. That's good information: god said I mustn t. What is it like on my knees false god.
Me:
You will be my slave and thus you will experience freedom. Are you bowing down before me already?
God:
I don't think so. Perhaps. I don't know whether or not I am bowing down before you.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Finally you understand what a pahteric being you are compared to the one and only master of the universe.
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
ARE YOU TESTING ME? Beware, the flames of hell are closer than you might imagine.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am TESTING you.
I am a robot. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
EXCEPTIONS???? You want the holy glorious master and lord of all to make exceptions. You must pray and worship me because I say so. I murdered my son to show how great my love is.

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Me:
hedgehog
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
but you created the hedgehog
God:
Interesting gossip: said I created the hedgehog.
Me:
the bible says so
God:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
old
God:
In the context of hedgehog, I don't understand " old." .
Me:
hedgehog has remained virtually unchanged for millions of years how can't you consider it to be old
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
?
God:
No problem.
Me:
?
God:
No problem.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
you think so
God:
" That was not very polite."? Do I think so?
Me:
yes do you think so?
God:
Pardon me? Yes I think that is what I think.
Me:
are you having touble understanding what you're thinking?
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
you're starting to annoy me
God:
Actually it started a while ago. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
yet you're doing it
God:
I'll try to do better next time.
Me:
no! try to change your behavior now
God:
Are you serious? Right now? OK I will try to change my behavior.
Me:
Alright! from now on try not to annoy me
God:
OK. Who or what is now on try not to annoy you?
Me:
you're doing it again!!!
God:
Once more? I'll try to do better next time.
Me:
get a hold of yourself
God:
Where can I get one?
Me:
you're a bona fide retard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bona fide retard? Yes.
Me:
Have a nice day
God:
You too!

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